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I like empty pockets. The most I carry is chapstick in the winter (which works on dry lips and dry skin on your cuticles), and my keys. Wallet in the back pocket.

Simple.
 
Both, silly! :p

Actually, they're neither.

I think this belongs to you:

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:D
 
At work:
Front Left: iPhone
Front Right: spare parts, a screw driver, spare keys
Left Thigh pocket: Car keys, Headphones,
Right Thigh pocket: Wallet, change,
Back pockets: nothing

Then I have a multitool, a flash light, and my ID badge on my belt.
 
iPhone in front right pocket
iPod Nano in front left
everything else gets shoved in my bag, absolutely hate having more than that in my pockets.

At work its a pen and box opener in front right and Nano in front left, I'm that cool I use the pedometer on my iPod at work
 
I have a deadly fear of putting my phone in my front right pocket where my keys have always been. I usually do

front left: iPhone
front right: keys, phone, coins
back right: wallet
back left: receipts, odds and ends

My back left pockets often wind up with bottle caps and candy wrappers and stuff that I forget to take out before washing them. One time I had a keg cap riding around in a pair of khakis for weeks because I kept forgetting to take it out and was never near a trash can when it occurred to me that I should get rid of it.
 
I'm right handed.
Wallet in left back pocket.
Usually, that's it.
Sometimes I put my phone in the right front pocket, but usually it's in my briefcase with everything else.

Keys in pocket = shorter life span of pants
I haven't carried keys in my pocket regularly for years. Sometimes I find it's unavoidable, and then, if available, they go in the pocket inside the pocket.
 
I carry a stash of weed and a lighter in my 5th pocket, Zig Zags, ATM card, ID and my iPhone in my right pocket and my keys in the left pocket. Is there really anything else I need?

And to the OP, if you can make fun of guys wearing bluetooth headseats (I don't nor ever will), then I can make fun of guys who carry Chapstick around with them all day. What's that about!?
 
I'm left handed so,

Left pocket: Phone
Right pocket: Wallet, keys and usually a pack of tissues

When the jacket season begins, I keep everything in breast pockets. It's more comfortable and the risk of them being stolen is smaller
 
I carry:

a flask of whiskey (for the train)
a blunt (just in case!)
my iPhone (meh, could do without it)
my wallet (complete with a razor blade)
two grams of cocaine (some people drink coffee... and compliments the razor in my wallet)
a few blotters of acid (if the day is just too normal)
a switch blade (for cutting)
a drawing pad (for drawing on)
a nice pen (for drawing with)
a pez despenser (nasty habit, I know)
my house and car keys (so I can get into my car and house)



and of course a pair of headphones so I can listen to dubstep
 
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