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Why? Is that some kind of sex roleplay thing?

@Apple fanboy can tell you all about it, but I believe that in an earlier existence, he used to be an escapologist - or, an escape artist - among other interesting professional adventures.

So, no, as far as I know, this was much more innocent and mainstream than "sex role-play things".


Possibly, but I've long held myself to the belief such wrong 'uns who pilfer society and spread their gobbledygook would be better off being fed to wildlife.

Well, as long as I don't have to deal with them in a professional setting or environment - can you imagine trying to teach such people anything? - I do my best to ignore them unless I trip over them online.
 
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@Apple fanboy can tell you all about it, but I believe that in an earlier existence, he used to be an escapologist - or, an escape artist - among other interesting professional adventures.

I can see him as a carnival stuntman. It would explain so many of his oddities.

Well, as long as I don't have to deal with them in a professional setting or environment - can you imagine trying to teach such people anything? - I do my best to ignore them unless I trip over them online.

Yes, it's called first year university students. These days you can't buy a 20 kilo sack of potatoes and throw them at students who aren't paying attention or aren't being civilized. Apparently this is assault nowadays.

I'm not sure if it's a thing still, but masters and doctoral students then were required to teach or co-teach a few units to be signed off in front of the committee. I think it's a thesis and maybe research these days. Can't even throw a book at them nowadays.
 
I can see him as a carnival stuntman. It would explain so many of his oddities.



Yes, it's called first year university students. These days you can't buy a 20 kilo sack of potatoes and throw them at students who aren't paying attention or aren't being civilized. Apparently this is assault nowadays.

I'm not sure if it's a thing still, but masters and doctoral students then were required to teach or co-teach a few units to be signed off in front of the committee. I think it's a thesis and maybe research these days. Can't even throw a book at them nowadays.

For around a decade of my life, I taught first year university students (journeyman teaching, we all had to do it, and it is how I managed to acquire a surprising knowledge of Renaissance, Reformation and Counter-Reformation history, - and some Medieval history as well - as these were not the eras I specialised in, (that was 19th and 20th century European history) but teaching them to first years for the best part of a decade is an excellent grounding in mastering such material), and, while I loved it at the time, I am not so sure that I would be willing to repeat the experience.

And yes, that sort of teaching was done in my postgrad days.

Ah, well, memories, memories.
 
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@Apple fanboy can tell you all about it, but I believe that in an earlier existence, he used to be an escapologist - or, an escape artist - among other interesting professional adventures.

So, no, as far as I know, this was much more innocent and mainstream than "sex role-play things".




Well, as long as I don't have to deal with them in a professional setting or environment - can you imagine trying to teach such people anything? - I do my best to ignore them unless I trip over them online.
Escapologist and magician many years ago.
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I can see him as a carnival stuntman. It would explain so many of his oddities.



Yes, it's called first year university students. These days you can't buy a 20 kilo sack of potatoes and throw them at students who aren't paying attention or aren't being civilized. Apparently this is assault nowadays.

I'm not sure if it's a thing still, but masters and doctoral students then were required to teach or co-teach a few units to be signed off in front of the committee. I think it's a thesis and maybe research these days. Can't even throw a book at them nowadays.
Lol. These days just work in the office like everyone else. But I do have a most of my old gear.
But definitely not a sex thing. More like the complete opposite!
 
For around twenty years of my life, I taught first years university students (journeyman teaching, we all had to do it, and it is how I managed to acquire a surprising knowledge of Medieval, Renaissance, Reformation and Counter-Reformation history, as these were not the eras I specialised in, but teaching them to first years for the best part of a decade is an excellent grounding in mastering such material), and, while I love it at the time, I am not so sure that I would be willing to repeat the experience.

And yes, that sort of teaching was done in my postgrad days.

Ah, well, memories, memories.
I did escapology in a student union bar once. Think it was Exeter or somewhere like that.
 
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Escapologist and magician many years ago.
I too did magic back in the uni days. Still somewhat fond of the stuff. Loads of fun then. I enjoyed visual illusions.
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For around a decade of my life, I taught first year university students (journeyman teaching, we all had to do it, and it is how I managed to acquire a surprising knowledge of Renaissance, Reformation and Counter-Reformation history, - and some Medieval history as well - as these were not the eras I specialised in, (that was 19th and 20th century European history) but teaching them to first years for the best part of a decade is an excellent grounding in mastering such material), and, while I loved it at the time, I am not so sure that I would be willing to repeat the experience.

And yes, that sort of teaching was done in my postgrad days.

Ah, well, memories, memories.
Therein lies the major difference in our experiences. History and or arts students tend to be civilized. Was fun getting plastered with some of the professors then.
 
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Off to invest in some global positioning cow tag companies.

Around ten years ago, (if true), that subject matter would have been of considerable interest to me.

Around 25 or so years ago for some in-laws of mine: they had some nice Holstein cattle they had leased out actually end up rustled and sold on by the lessee, with some worthless culls from auctions someplace else substituted into the herd. A stupid bank then actually lent the crooks money on the culls, having failed to check the ear tags when the animals were put up as collateral the crooks didn't even freaking own to begin with. A few other local farmers who had leased out their cows were also similarly cheated. Some of the animals were recovered and held in a barn and looked after by a law enforcement contract while the finances were sorted out. Nice bank: of course they tried to step in in front of the animals' owners when it came to trying to get restitution. A court sided with the in-laws though, when the kids in the family demo'd they could identify their cows via photo comparisons to some of them, and also that each critter would perk up ears and moo in response to hearing their pet name called out. But that bank's reputation took a real beating for awhile around the area. Jokes were made about "farm credit analysts wanted, must have own barn boots..."
 
Around 25 or so years ago for some in-laws of mine: they had some nice Holstein cattle they had leased out actually end up rustled and sold on by the lessee, with some worthless culls from auctions someplace else substituted into the herd. A stupid bank then actually lent the crooks money on the culls, having failed to check the ear tags when the animals were put up as collateral the crooks didn't even freaking own to begin with. A few other local farmers who had leased out their cows were also similarly cheated. Some of the animals were recovered and held in a barn and looked after by a law enforcement contract while the finances were sorted out. Nice bank: of course they tried to step in in front of the animals' owners when it came to trying to get restitution. A court sided with the in-laws though, when the kids in the family demo'd they could identify their cows via photo comparisons to some of them, and also that each critter would perk up ears and moo in response to hearing their pet name called out. But that bank's reputation took a real beating for awhile around the area. Jokes were made about "farm credit analysts wanted, must have own barn boots..."

I spent two years in Georgia (Caucasus Georgia) around a decade ago with the EU (immediately after the August 2008 conflict between Georgia and Russia).

Fields weren't fenced in parts of rural Georgia, and cattle roamed during the day, nibbling at the proverbial "long acre", scavenging and foraging, returning to their respective farms and barns, on foot, at night all by themselves; you'd see them in companionable groups on the roads, peeling off one by one as their own by-road appeared, and plodding, heading home to their own farm or barn, accompanied neither by farmers nor dogs.

While I won't comment on what this said about the (dismal) enough state of Georgian agriculture, and how some Georgian farmers cared for (or didn't care for) their animals, I will note that it was remarked at the time (after a number of incidents) that cattle didn't recognise boundaries, not the sort of "administrative boundary lines" that had come into place in the wake of the conflict of 2008 between Georgia and South Ossetia and Georgia and Abkhazia.

Cattle wandered across these ABLs, and were sometimes rustled across these ABLs - by both sides on either side of the disputed lines; (I remember my boss - an ambassador - querying my use of the verb "rustling" in a report I had written - he, a German, had never come across this verb before, and he observed that I was the only person on the entire staff who would have thought to use it, for it is a verb used in a very precise and specific context, he was fascinated to learn).

Anyway, I was asked to look into the possibility of how the EU might fund a scheme to tag these roaming cattle; they had owners, but not specific locations as they were released in the morning to fend for themselves and sought food where they found it, scavenging and foraging, and sometimes somehow got rustled as well.

Thus, I spoke with aid experts, (including some improbable agriculture experts from the US who were attached to USAID, gentlemen fetchingly attired in khakis and pressed button down shirts, who came complete with Boston accents, who smiled displaying flawless gleaming teeth, and who were blessed with perfectly proportional and evenly tanned features, and beautifully cut blond hair) agriculture experts, and sundry others.

Agriculture experts (including a sardonic Finnish reindeer expert - himself originally from the Arctic - from the Finnish agriculture ministry, temporarily seconded to the Georgian agriculture ministry to advise on the care and husbandry of roaming and migratory animals) were unanimous that tagging the cattle "wasn't worth it" as - from a breeding perspective - the quality of the stock was brutally bad.

My concerns were a little more political, of course; tagging might defuse ownership issues (and disputes that stretched across the "administrate boundary lines", for, of course, we didn't recognise the Russian annexation of these regions, and hence, the noun "border" was not employed), and by confirming ownership, might serve to reduce instances of opportunistic rustling, which might, in turn, help to lower possible political tensions.

In any case, during these discussions I asked what the quality of Georgian cattle was actually like. "The worst in the world", came the gloomy reply from the Finnish expert from the Arctic whom I interviewed. There wasn't much of an answer to that. Now, I knew the cattle roamed and scavenged and foraged but I still wondered what their diet consisted of. "Dried leaves and plastic bags," was the lugubrious response.

Some years later, observing an election in Georgia, I told my (excellent) interpreter that story. She roared with laughter, saying "I've seen this!" and subsequently sent me a picture of cattle tucking into plastic bags (with greedy enthusiasm) in a rubbish container.
 
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...In any case, during these discussions I asked what the quality of Georgian cattle was actually like. "The worst in the world", came the gloomy reply from the Finnish expert from the Arctic whom I interviewed....


Talk about Finnish cattle and roaming...

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"Let's go lehmät, sonnilla seisoo"...
 
My concerns were a little more political, of course; tagging might defuse ownership issues (and disputes that stretched across the "administrate boundary lines", for, of course, we didn't recognise the Russian annexation of these regions), and by confirming ownership, might serve to reduce instances of opportunistic rustling.

We're probably within a few generations of governments using GPS tagging of cows because climate change issues... then it will be about penalties for owning cows with no tags. Good luck with the politics of that one lol, not to convert this thread to material for another forum..

Meanwhile in a county north of here a fairly large herd (75 or so) of farmed bison got out and after having a good ol' time scarfing up whatever they felt like having to eat, had started to separate and were wandering in mini-herds up into woodlots and such, so all kinds of scouting parties have been trying to round them up and get them back where they belong.

That's easier said than done since a full grown bison can weigh around 2500 pounds. So a herd of buffalo, having busted a gate, basically just goes where it wants to go, short of getting tranquilized or shot. Almost a decade ago a smaller herd from over by the Hudson river got loose and ended up on the Thruway, and so unfortunately all of them did end up being shot to avoid traffic disasters. About 20 years ago a mini-herd of 8 or 10 got loose closer to here and ended up on the state road that feeds to an interstate. But commuters here were more rural and patient (good to be patient with a creature that matches your car's weight), and so they all just stopped and sipped their coffees and let the critters cross the road at their own pace, which took about two hours give or take awhile for each bison to sniff at the vehicles, turn up nose and mosey on.

Last I heard there were about 30% of this north county herd still wandering around. There have been suggestions to the owners of the herd that they bring in some cowboys from out west where they're much more used to having to round up hamburgers on the hoof from off a grazing range. Meanwhile the owner has talked about having the bison that have been seen in some larger groups tranquilized -- and then build a temporary corral around them while they sleep it off, so they can later be herded into trailers and hauled back home.

https://www.newyorkupstate.com/alba...-still-loose-hunting-them-is-not-allowed.html
 
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There is a wonderful sequel to that story.

Georgia has a long history of considerable accomplishment in the arts (acting, art, dance, music - jazz, ballet and opera, - painting, sculpture, theatre, and so on - a surprising number of some of the very good artists and movie directors in the old Soviet Union were Georgian), and there was (and maybe there still is) a gifted artist residing near one of our field offices.

That field office had a tradition of commissioning cartoons of departing staff members to be given as gifts when their tour of duty ended.

The one that was given to me - I hadn't even sat for it, rather, photographs had been taken while I was delivering a briefing - is superb, and is an incredible likeness. The artist was clearly briefed extensively about context and background, and content.

In the cartoon (which is on the living room wall, my mother and brother both loved it), I am delivering a briefing, a large map of Georgia behind me (in real life, I used maps often while giving briefings).

In this map, a herd of cattle accompanied by a horse are depicted cheerfully and greedily stuffing their faces on the contents of a rubbish dump. A cartoon map of Africa sits below the map of Georgia, behind me but off to the side - for the Finnish expert, having remarked that Georgian cattle were "the worst in the world", added that agricultural standards were "worse than Africa".
 
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In the cartoon (which is on the living room wall, my mother and brother both loved it), I am delivering a briefing, a large map of Georgia behind me (in real life, I used maps often while giving briefings).

In this map, a herd of cattle accompanied by a horse are depicted cheerfully and greedily stuffing their faces on the contents of a rubbish dump. A cartoon map of Africa sits below the map of Georgia, behind me but off to the side - for the Finnish expert, having remarked that Georgian cattle were "the worst in the world", added that agricultural standards were "worse than Africa".

What a wonderful souvenir of a risk-laden time to have been in that part of the world!

You have had some of the most amazing adventures... completely altering my original understandings of your assorted lines of work, I must say.
 
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I'll try to move on to the Dremel tomorrow; right now, there isn't enough clearance to close the lid and everything is held together with scotch tape.

Any bets on him electrocuting himself to death?
With a lighter?

Pfft! :rolleyes:

Can I bet against myself?
 
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With a lighter?

Pfft! :rolleyes:

Can I bet against myself?
Sure.

People have seriously electrocuted themselves or killed themselves playing with dead PSUs or ones that hadn't been plugged in for ages or brand new ones at that. Personally, I know of one incident where some university student was killed after he'd opened up a dead PSU a month or two after it died to mess around with not knowing what he was doing.
 
I see a variable lettered word beginning with 'R' floating around as I read those replies.
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I’m more concerned what happens when he fills it with lighter fluid!


Well if you could go back in time and show Pol Pot that, there'd be more Cambodian people.
 
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