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Isn't it amazing that (at least in the past) we attempt to shield children from all manner of "troubling" or "adult" concerns, yet so many fairy tales and rhyming verses have always been delivered to kids as bedtime stories or mid-afternoon amusement (or just cautionary tales) bordering on the horrific.

I mean Hansel and Gretel... or Little Red Riding Hood... wow!

The late, great Sir Terry Pratchett had some wonderfully subversive takes on a number of those fairy tales (take a look at Witches Abroad) in those terrific tales where Granny Weatherwax (one of my all time favourite characters - this is who I want to be when I grow up) and Nanny Ogg feature.

Their gloomy conversation about a witch they knew who went a bit weird and ended up in an oven (pushed vigorously by two children) - a glum cautionary tale about a colleague and former mentor who had taken a wrong direction in life, but deeply disapproving of the conduct of the ill-mannered children, is hilarious.
 
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It reads the gritty sci-fi reboot of There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly that no one asked for.
I read that article with some amusement. A long, long time ago in a universe far far away, I worked for a short time in a small factory that made rare earth magnets. You'd mix the powders, form them into shaped blocks and then sinter them in furnace that looked bit like a headless Dalek. Then you'd take them to the charging room - push them into a a cushioned box surrounded by loads of electric gubbins, hold them in place with wooden plunger and press a foot pedal. Bosh! They'd be all charged up... Then you tested how they held charge.... then you'd remember you had left your credit card in your pocket! Oops! Also, many of the filing cabinets etc had marooned magnets stuck to them as a quick and dirty test for their strength (as opposed to using the proper machine) was to stick them to a handy metal something and then slide them off while thinking 'that's a good un'... However, if the object had a lip or an edge you hadn't spotted when conducting your little test mean't you often couldn't get it off. You could also get nasty pinches when handling little stacks of them...
 
Isn't it amazing that (at least in the past) we attempt to shield children from all manner of "troubling" or "adult" concerns, yet so many fairy tales and rhyming verses have always been delivered to kids as bedtime stories or mid-afternoon amusement (or just cautionary tales) bordering on the horrific.

I mean Hansel and Gretel... or Little Red Riding Hood... wow!
I always thought that the idea was to couch the horror in absurdity to the point that it was innocuous. But kids have no foundation on which to evaluate absurd or funny stories, so the absurdity is accepted as normal. Then you wind up with people reaching adulthood occasionally being reminded of childhood fears they had like half remembered dreams. (There was an episode of a show on Cartoon Network in which the characters slowly turn into meat and take bites out of each other mid-sentence that haunts me to this day.)

On a similar note, I remember one of the first jokes I learned was "why did the chicken cross the road?" The entire point of the joke is to subvert the listener's expectation of a punchline, but as a kid, I had no such expectation and was just confused.
 
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Thinking about taking a vacation. Guest bedroom looks rather fetching in the mornings with sunlight streaming in. Should do the trick.
Good plan - for the full experience install a annoyingly tiny kettle that’s wired permanently to the wall along with the smallest non brand tv you can find and also make sure there’s no batteries in the remote. You can then lie on the bed drinking your carefully rationed little packets of instant coffee and biscuits wondering where the trouser press has gone.
 
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Good plan - for the full experience install a annoyingly tiny kettle that’s wired permanently to the wall along with the smallest non brand tv you can find and also make sure there’s no batteries in the remote. You can then lie on the bed drinking your carefully rationed little packets of instant coffee and biscuits wondering where the trouser press has gone.
This is too specific.
 
I always thought that the idea was to couch the horror in absurdity to the point that it was innocuous. But kids have no foundation on which to evaluate absurd or funny stories, so the absurdity is accepted as normal. Then you wind up with people reaching adulthood occasionally being reminded of childhood fears they had like half remembered dreams. (There was an episode of a show on Cartoon Network in which the characters slowly turn into meat and take bites out of each other mid-sentence that haunts me to this day.)

On a similar note, I remember one of the first jokes I learned was "why did the chicken cross the road?" The entire point of the joke is to subvert the listener's expectation of a punchline, but as a kid, I had no such expectation and was just confused.
Goes in line with children not having a filters and thus not understanding the possible ramifications of their words. The basis for that annoying Quaker Chewy commercial from the late 1990s.
 
I've just read the most fascinating (not really) thread on a Tim Cook look-alike spotted at a gym by one of our members. Really tops the chart with the geo-tagging children one behind it and third place taken by the body hair thread. Never change, MR.
 
I've just read the most fascinating (not really) thread on a Tim Cook look-alike spotted at a gym by one of our members. Really tops the chart with the geo-tagging children one behind it and third place taken by the body hair thread. Never change, MR.

No.

A thread some years back about having spotted a possibly resurrected Steve Jobs - in a street somewhere - fights for top place in the bizarre and ludicrous threads chart with a more recent perfectly fatuous one which asks whether it is "safe" to visit a possible paramour while the world is reeling in lockdown from the effects of a global pandemic.
 
I'd like to post the following text from a short story writtne a long time ago and I can only hope someone can tell me the origin without using Google. ;) Yes it's a "quiz".

Imagine, if you can, a small room, hexagonal in shape, like the cell of a bee. It is lighted neither by window nor by lamp, yet it is filled with a soft radiance. There are no apertures for ventilation, yet the air is fresh. There are no musical instruments, and yet, at the moment that my meditation opens, this room is throbbing with melodious sounds. An armchair is in the centre, by its side a reading-desk – that is all the furniture. And in the armchair there sits a swaddled lump of flesh – a woman, about five feet high, with a face as white as a fungus. It is to her that the little room belongs.

An electric bell rang.

The woman touched a switch and the music was silent.

'I suppose I must see who it is', she thought, and set her chair in motion. The chair, like the music, was worked by machinery and it rolled her to the other side of the room where the bell still rang importunately.

'Who is it?' she called. Her voice was irritable, for she had been interrupted often since the music began. She knew several thousand people, in certain directions human intercourse had advanced enormously.

But when she listened into the receiver, her white face wrinkled into smiles, and she said: 'Very well. Let us talk, I will isolate myself. I do not expect anything important will happen for the next five minutes – for I can give you fully five minutes, Kuno. Then I must deliver my lecture on "Music during the Australian Period".'

She touched the isolation knob, so that no one else could speak to her. Then she touched the lighting apparatus, and the little room was plunged into darkness. 'Be quick!' she called, her irritation returning. 'Be quick, Kuno; here I am in the dark wasting my time.'

But it was fully fifteen seconds before the round plate that she held in her hands began to glow. A faint blue light shot across it, darkening to purple, and presently she could see the image of her son, who lived on the other side of the earth, and he could see her. 'Kuno, how slow you are.'

He smiled gravely.

'I really believe you enjoy dawdling.'

'I have called you before, mother, but you were always busy or isolated. I have something particular to say.'

'What is it, dearest boy? Be quick. Why could you not send it by pneumatic post?'

'Because I prefer saying such a thing. I want----'

'Well?'

'I want you to come and see me.'

Vashti watched his face in the blue plate.

'But I can see you!' she exclaimed. 'What more do you want?'

'I want to see you not through the Machine,' said Kuno. 'I want to speak to you not through the wearisome Machine.'
 
Last night I was walking through the backyard toward some open space taking the girls for walk when a neighbor called out from her deck saying, “Is that your ex-wife’s car in the drive?“

I replied, “Yes, she’s in the garden.”

My neighbor glanced around and said, “Oh, I didn’t notice her.“

To which I replied, “You’ll have to dig a little.”
 
Heh, it's always a tossup for me whether my own typos or autocorrect's guesses carry more potential to trash the sense of a post. But typos in comments and emails don't bother me really. What gets me is shelling out $30 for a hardback book and finding typos and general lack of editing.

On to the fun side of little things... birdwatching is always up there for me.





Both migratory and year-round resident birds are having their ups and downs here as real spring struggles to make a landing. We have some snow in the forecast next week yet again. Anyway today outside picking up more of the twig-fall from over winter, I saw a downy woodpecker out there for the second time in this in-between season. It was making its rounds again looking for early bug hatches and perhaps a half-rotted place in an old black willow to hollow out more for a home.
Yea and when businesses put up signs that look more permanent than just a piece of paper with typos. And obsolete signs!!! I hate those so bad. I'm like oh cool I want to go to that. Oh S$%# , it was THREE MONTHS ago. Take that crap down!!!
 
On my mind today, that we must remember not only the losses but the strange and pleasurable moments of a pandemic. Bumped into this "invasion of the mountain goats" this morning: the Welsh seaside resort town of LLandudno has acquired some new and possibly not transient residents who seem to like at least the shrubbery...


Spotted this in the Guardian; a terrific story.

Apparently, the herd in question are - to use official parlance - "known to the authorities", and are considered repeat offenders, one local teacher describing them, wonderfully, as "vandals".
 
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Spotted this in the Guardian; a terrific story.

Apparently, the herd in question are - to use official parlance - "known to the authorities", and are considered repeat offenders, one local teacher describing them, wonderfully, as "vandals".

A near neighbor of mine, long since moved to Florida, actually used to keep a loaded shotgun by her back door because of some expensive shrubs she'd put in and maintained with careful shape-trimming every year... and meant to defend with all due vigor against inroads of the little herd of whitetail deer that roams the steep ridge to our south along here. They do come down across our lands to get to the creek on the other side of the road. Of course in good weather they have plenty grasses to forage on and so don't stop along the way to sample anything growing on the residential properties. Winter, well, sometimes a different story. My neighbor regarded deer as not only vandals but maybe just one step up from woodchucks.

When I heard about my neighbor's shotgun readiness from the caretaker of my then weekend place up here, I asked if that was even legal (having lived in NYC for 30-odd years and not having a clue about the state's rural gun laws really). "And anyway what if deer aren't in season and she shoots one?"

She shrugged. "I'm from the sticks in Wisconsin. Having a loaded shotgun by the back door makes perfect sense to me, and fancy shrubs nor deer taking laws either have ****-all to do with how I see that."

I could tell I was in for a steep learning curve up here, even if this is not quite like her piece of Wisconsin.
 
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