Hope everyone is good…we’re hanging in.
Yesterday’s technology silliness in verse.
I knew I was at it too long when I heard Barbara Streisand



singing this in my head:
Dongles...why must your connecting cable be so short?
Dongles...because your laptop doesn't have enough ports
Dongles...you make me sad
Dongles...look at all these wires, it's pretty bad
The dongle life is pretty rife and makes my desk a mess
The OEMs are laughing at consumers' duress
Technology it used to be
A breeze
Machines stayed out of your way
So you could work and play
Okay
Now it's just a smash and grab
What technocrat must I appease?
Hear the bean counters giggling,
As these wires are wiggling and getting in the way
Dongles...you make me sad
Dongles...look at all these wires, it's pretty bad.
I'll need another desk just for my reference and homework
Don't get me started on Windows 11 and macOS Big Sur
Dongles and wires and drives.. oh my!
Somewhere a wonderful desktop with many ports lurks-
Where can it be?
Dongles you make me cry...