My iPod, hands down.
Here's how it happened: My dad came home from work last year, pulled his Crown Victoria in behind my car, and inched up so close he ended up rear-ending my bumper - nothing structurally that bad, but it left a neat horizontal crease lengthwise down my otherwise immaculate white car (my first car too!).
Since it wasn't technically that big a deal, he gave me his iPod instead of paying for the fix. Which worked out great, because by the next morning it had popped mostly back out anyway. He moved up to the 80GB model anyways so he's happy too.
Everybody wins!