Whats the dumbest thing someone has ever stole from you?

[kusanagi]

When i was younger, out of pure stupidity i managed to crash my bike straight on against a street light.. (i think i was looking the ohter way). Anyway, after carting the stupid thing back home because it literally couldnt move, i left it at the side of our house.

Went back inside, changed clothes hten came back out and it was gone!

But...

So I walk out to the road, and there's 2 kids about 50m down the road, and one of them is on the ground bleeding like all hell. The stupid kid actually tried to ride the bike! The wheel and front fork were bent that far back i couldnt even push it along home wtihout it being caught lol

 

[ErikCLDR]

We are convinced that my cheap @$$ neighbors stole a nominal amount of mulch from our house in rhode island. We assume this not only because some of it was missing but because it was black mulch, which isn't very common stuff.

My sister had a $150 Longchamp handbag stolen from her dorm room. Someone got in and took hers and her roommate's. Strangely, they didn't take any of the contents- sunglasses, wallet, money, books.

 

[Abstract]

Wet, chlorine drenched swim shorts after I had got out of the pool and changed.

I bought them for $10 around seven years ago.

 

[srobert]

3 plastic recycling bins over the past year. You know, the ones they give away for free at your neighborhood's recycling center? It's starting to get very annoying.

 

[JSpence]

(seperate incidents)

• Six bananas
• A block of wood
• A square canvas bag used for holding recycling
• Five bananas
• My DVD of Death to Smootchy

While living in Japan, I had my bag stolen out of my bike's basket (very manly for men to have!) and the stupid aspect was that I then reported it to the police in broken Japanese to which they quickly discovered how cheap I really am. The conversation went something like this:

Policeman: What else was in the bag?
Me: My sunglasses.
Policeman: And?
Me: A pen.
Policeman: And?
Me: A notebook.
Policeman: And?
Me: Some packets of complimentary tissues.
Policeman: How much is the bag worth?
Me: $20.
Policeman: Can you describe the pen?
Me: It was a black pen.
Policeman: How much did it cost?
Me: $1
[smirks from other police officers]
Policeman: And the notebook?
Me: It was B5 size.
Policeman: How much did it cost?
Me: $1
Policeman: How much were your sunglasses?
Me: $6
Policeman: Okay, well we can't include the tissues as they are free.
Me: I understand.

They never found the bag.

ahh this brings back memories....

Two years ago I went away for Christmas. When I got back someone had stolen my Christmas lights that were wrapped around the entryway arch.... Why they stole them I do not know... a strand of lights costs all of $2 or so at Target

My mom left her car unlocked one night and someone stole four pennies that were sitting out. Yipee.

lol I've been reading this and I'm Lmfao at work...

 

[megfilmworks]

A broken, worn out Rolex knock off.
Value: $0.00
Experience: Priceless

 

[CRAZYBUBBA]

underware in gym class....that was not funny at all.

Very funny.