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SashaFierce

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as a female, I am absolutely in love with the "Pocket Massage" app. However one day I left my iPhone on an end table beside my bed with a bottle of Her KY Jelly beside it and I had forgot I left the app to vibrate every 5 minutes. So my brother picked up the phone and its started vibrating.
 

cellocello

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Jul 31, 2008
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as a female, I am absolutely in love with the "Pocket Massage" app. However one day I left my iPhone on an end table beside my bed with a bottle of Her KY Jelly beside it and I had forgot I left the app to vibrate every 5 minutes. So my brother picked up the phone and its started vibrating.

How you doing?
 

Interstella5555

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Jun 30, 2008
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as a female, I am absolutely in love with the "Pocket Massage" app. However one day I left my iPhone on an end table beside my bed with a bottle of Her KY Jelly beside it and I had forgot I left the app to vibrate every 5 minutes. So my brother picked up the phone and its started vibrating.

Errr, you're doing it wrong....
 

Eso

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Aug 14, 2008
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as a female, I am absolutely in love with the "Pocket Massage" app. However one day I left my iPhone on an end table beside my bed with a bottle of Her KY Jelly beside it and I had forgot I left the app to vibrate every 5 minutes. So my brother picked up the phone and its started vibrating.

Fake
 

SashaFierce

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Aug 18, 2009
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It does have an "FML" vibe about it...so yeah, probably fake.

I'm being dead serious, it was a serious FML moment and my brother and I didnt talk for days. If anyone is planning on doing this... please use a case and screen protector because KY jelly can damage your phone(my favorite is the Rugged Flex Grip case!!!!) and cover the headphone jack.
 

Interstella5555

macrumors 603
Jun 30, 2008
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I'm being dead serious, it was a serious FML moment and my brother and I didnt talk for days. If anyone is planning on doing this... please use a case and screen protector because KY jelly can damage your phone(my favorite is the Rugged Flex Grip case!!!!) and cover the headphone jack.

Ok, I return to my earlier point that you're doing it wrong....I guess I just hadn't realized how bad. My girlfriend enjoys toys from these guys, doesn't come with a monthly contact, lube friendly, your brother probably won't pick them up, and it's cheaper than $300 for a new phone once you wear it out.
 

-aggie-

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Jun 19, 2009
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Ok, I return to my earlier point that you're doing it wrong....I guess I just hadn't realized how bad. My girlfriend enjoys toys from these guys, doesn't come with a monthly contact, lube friendly, your brother probably won't pick them up, and it's cheaper than $300 for a new phone once you wear it out.

As your friendly MR park ranger, we ask that you kindly not feed the trolls. :)
 

None Such

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Sep 17, 2006
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What's the best app for photos AND video?

I have some photos of the wife and plan on adding some video soon. :D
 

TurboSC

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Aug 4, 2007
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California
I run an iPhone wallpaper site, so frequently I put wallpapers I've cropped for the site on my phone to test drive...

I went home to see family over the holidays, and my aunt / uncle wanted to see a picture of my girlfriend, so I pulled it up on the camera roll and passed them my iPhone... they looked at it, and started swiping, and low and behold, 2 pictures in, it was our collection of Brazil Babes... boy was there a lot of bare ass + thongs. Not cool.
 
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