I don't take my iPad to pretentious places, to do pretentious things.
I go to places to do things there, not bring my digital crutch with me.
- I go the park, I enjoy the park, not to browse the news, look at *insert social media drudgery here*
- I go to a sporting event to watch the sporting event, not read Macrumors
- I go somewhere and NEED a distraction for a minute or two, or look up a fact - I whip out the phone, get what I need quickly, put the phone pack in my pocket, and live life
I use my iPad at home, or homes of relatives, 95+% of the time. That's how I "justify" my wifi only iPad, and I'd have it no other way.