What's the worst trouble you've ever gotten into at school?

[MacSamurai]

i slam dunked a door to pieces lol i dont know how the heck i did it but the whole thing came a part and shattered...got a hefty fine for that.Oh and this one time one of my mates bought this fake penis(no not a dildo or vibrator but just one of those joke ones) and i was tossing it in the air and it got stuck on the ceiling which was like 3-4 meters up.it stayed there for 2 weeks until a member of the administration saw it.they had to get a ladder to pull it down lol

 

[ErikCLDR]

My AP US History teacher got super mad at me a while back. There is this annoying kid, I mean really really really annoying. Like he has one of those annoying crusty mouse like voices too and he always wants to debate things.

We were having a discussion in class and two of my friends and I planned to make sure he never got a chance to speak. Amazingly we got it to work and it worked very well. The kid got really pissed off. I think the teacher has now realized why we did what we did.

 

[bluesjam]

Broke 3 teeth and drew a lot of blood in the mouth of a fellow classmate in a fight when I was 9 years old in my fourth grade.
Why?
Cause I was the new guy in the school and he was a gang leader and so was trying to boss over me and so on.
Needless to say that I got away with it and no one ever forgot that incident and tried to lay their **** on me till the time I left the school.
So it wasn't much trouble at all.

 

[TantalizedMind]

I was always getting into trouble, so its hard to say. Probably the time I was suspended for 3 days for going in the girls locker room. I guess just because you have one girl's permission doesn't mean the rest are happy to see you.

 

[Muzzway]

In first grade, I popped a chip bag; it sounded like a gunshot.

Anyway, all I had to do was sit in a corner for the rest of lunch (I know, I'm boring). I did cry, though.

 

[doubleohseven]

When I was in 5th Grade these group of scout leaders came to my school and told us how to construct a tent. We were put in groups of 5 and the scouts gave us the equipment to make the tent (5 long metal rods, some material, a hammer and some large nails).

10 minutes later everyone else was finished except my group- for starters, we had no idea on what to do because we weren't listening to the scouts beforehand. So we decided to use the metal rods as light-sabers! The scout people were furious at us, so our group held up the class for lunch in order to make our tent, which fell down within seconds.

Then our class teacher was shouting at us for a while, but after that, it felt like nothing happened.

 

[iMpathetic]

When I was in 5th Grade these group of scout leaders came to my school and told us how to construct a tent. We were put in groups of 5 and the scouts gave us the equipment to make the tent (5 long metal rods, some material, a hammer and some large nails).

10 minutes later everyone else was finished except my group- for starters, we had no idea on what to do because we weren't listening to the scouts beforehand. So we decided to use the metal rods as light-sabers! The scout people were furious at us, so our group held up the class for lunch in order to make our tent, which fell down within seconds.

Then our class teacher was shouting at us for a while, but after that, it felt like nothing happened.

Classic! I always hated the Cub Scouts, so I quit after placing 3rd in the tri-county region in the Pinewood Derby!

 

[Rhosfelt]

I've got one more story:

Last year (12th grade) I had the worst history teacher ever.. Taught straight from the book, got the job because of his daddy, about as bright as a rock, so on and so forth. Well, one day the class clown (major douche, and drunkard in high school..no one really liked him you know the type.) put a fish in the ceiling.. well yeah that was funny, but I had to top it.

So one morning I got the key from a fellow friend (cough computer teacher ) and went into his room, took all of his pens/pencils and replaced them with crayons so he had to use them all day. Needless to say it was GREAT. All of our tests/homework assignments for the week were graded in crayons and in fact we save the 3 detentions he wrote with purple it was probably my greatest idea ever. I had a good chuckle out of it.

 

[Markleshark]

All I used to do was fsck about at school, but managed never to get into big trouble. I always pushed, and pushed and then stopped when I could tell we we're getting near the end of the tether.

Had a few fights, nothing ever came of them. I was lucky I guess, I hated school.

 

[Father Jack]

At primary school (junior school) while the teacher was out of the room, the boy in the desk in front of me was giving me strife. Just as the headmaster walked into the room I pushed the spike of my compass into his ar*e. He lept out of his chair shouting "Ohh my ar*e.
I got caned for my action and he got caned for swearing ..

 

[Cloudane]

I didn't get into much trouble at all, maybe 3/4 times....

1) Vandalism - I discovered that if you drag the edge of a 2p coin along the walls of the PE changing room, it draws a line. Some sort of reaction between the copper and the paint that was used. I thought it was a neat little chemistry experiment and didn't really think of it as damage Teachers got annoyed, it was a mystery for a while but eventually someone grassed me up. Sent to the headmistress, but was so upset/guilty at getting into trouble for like the first time ever that she said I'd clearly been punished enough in my own mind. Punishment: Parents notified

2) Cookery - our new teacher asked us to fill in a review/feedback on quorn meat. I said it tasted like the inside of an old glove and it was a rubbish idea, and insulted the teacher a little. It was in light pencil and I intended to rub it out, but forgot in my eagerness to leave the class for break and handed it in. Unsurprisingly she was offended, and also thought it was incredible that I'd have the cheek and stupidity to actually hand it in. Punishment: Detention, parents notified, still went on my report despite a full year of being a goody two shoes in that class after that.

3) Group of us caught playing Gorilla.bas (very rowdily) instead of working. Punishment: Put on Report, parents notified

4) Can't remember, think I was caught "experimenting" with the security of the school computers (Windows 95 wasn't very secure). Punishment: Lines. Teacher said "I want a thousand lines", I misheard and thought he said "I want TEN thousand lines". This is going to take forever I thought, so I wrote one page, scanned it in and printed loads of copies. Handed it in. He called me an idiot and dropped the matter

Worst was probably "1", vandalism tut tut.


Oh and not quite the same but had to visit the staff room at one time, and being the quiet sort I knocked very gently on the door. Friend was with me. 2 minutes passed, no response... we debated "should we knock again? That was very quiet and gentle last time maybe they didn't hear us?" - knocked slightly louder. Door bursts open, out comes the teacher absolutely SCREAMING at us, that she'd heard the first time and was in the middle of a sandwich during a staff break and to be more patient next time. Not our fault that one, very very stroppy teacher.

 

[Iscariot]

I never got into any trouble. Which is not to say I didn't cause any, but I've been blessed with a silver tongue and fast feet.

 

[Cromulent]

Probably having a fight that the police were called too. Got suspended for that. Then lesser troubles are too long to list, being caught with ciggys when I was in year 8, being caught bunking too many times to count and numerous others. I never got on well at school.

Oddly enough, for someone who hated school and never paid it any respect at all I am now working hard and going through the education system off my own back and doing well. I actually really enjoy learning. I just think the difference is that at school when you are young you have to jump through far too many hoops rather being encouraged to actually enjoy what you are doing.

There are lots of things which could improve education in this country, but unfortunately most of them are too progressive (I'm an advocate of dumping the national curriculum).

 

[elisha cuthbert]

got suspended a couple of times for various reasons

1, cracked my cousins head open by pushing him over a chair (year 2)
2, relatiated when my cousin pulled a knife on me (year 2)
3, drugs in my bag (year 5 and 6)
4, concealed weapon, butterfly knives in my shoes for protection (year 8)
5 deciding that because we never got sex ed we would teach ourselves a couple of times (year 8)

detentions

1 smoking at school (year 4,5,6,7,8,9)
2 turning up stoned off my face and laughing in the teacher faces (year 9,10,11,12)

lets face it i was a prick at school

school never liked me i never liked school, we had a good relationship

 

[Schtumple]

When I was 9 I got wrongly blamed for a girl falling over and badly cutting herself, she had been bullied alot, I was her friend too which confused me the most, I repeated over and over that it wasn't me, I got excluded for 2 weeks.

In my last year of school I steadily turned up later and later for the day (10 minutes late in september to 3 hours late by april ) I got a heavy amount of after school detentions, which I was allowed out of because I had to get a bus home, the system fails once again :|

 

[Cromulent]

In my last year of school I steadily turned up later and later for the day (10 minutes late in september to 3 hours late by april ) I got a heavy amount of after school detentions, which I was allowed out of because I had to get a bus home, the system fails once again :|

It always made me laugh when they gave me after schools for bunking. If I don't want to go to school properly then what makes them think I am going to go to an after school detention?

 

[mrat93]

6th Grade: We were at a local park for a field trip. We were supposed to dig holes or something with a little metal hand-shovel. Apparently, some kid said something about me, so I hit him with the shovel... take a good guess where. One day suspension; I got off real easy.

8th grade: Last day of school, I just about had it with my history teacher. After telling her off, I ended with "... and I hope you choke and die..." The vice principal couldn't do much cause I was going to a new district. Now her sister in-law is my phys-ed teacher.

 

[mrat93]

got suspended a couple of times for various reasons

1, cracked my cousins head open by pushing him over a chair (year 2)
2, relatiated when my cousin pulled a knife on me (year 2)
3, drugs in my bag (year 5 and 6)
4, concealed weapon, butterfly knives in my shoes for protection (year 8)
5 deciding that because we never got sex ed we would teach ourselves a couple of times (year 8)

detentions

1 smoking at school (year 4,5,6,7,8,9)
2 turning up stoned off my face and laughing in the teacher faces (year 9,10,11,12)

lets face it i was a prick at school

school never liked me i never liked school, we had a good relationship

What do you mean by "year."? Age? Grade?

 

[Osarkon]

1)Hmm probably biggest thing I did in school was plug a laptop into the school network, and because at the time Windows XP hadn't had that system message alert thing disabled, managed to send various random messages to every computer on the network.

Unfortunately the headmaster was holding a board meeting and had his computer displaying on an interactive whiteboard, and all the messages showed up on that in front of the governors or whoever he was giving the meeting to.

Laptop got confiscated (it was borrowed from the school anyway) and that was the end of it.

2) Our areas on the school computers were stupidly restricted, you couldn't access half the software or the C drive. Found out that you could by creating a new shortcut in My Documents, so was doing that and made shortcuts to Movie Maker and the like. Other people found out and stupidly decided to use the idea to make shortcuts of the remote control software that the teachers used, and got caught. I got the blame and my account was suspended for 2 weeks in the middle of my GCSE Design and Technology course, which didn't go down well with me or the teacher. Had to go explain to the headmaster what was going on and then account got activated.

2 weeks afterwards, was waiting to ask the I.T Technician something and he was on the phone to the company that managed the school computers, and he was telling them about what I'd done (he didn't realize it was me standing there) and was referring to it as a 'code red breach'. Priceless.

 

[ReanimationLP]

Man though, the stuff I've done is nothing compared to my best friend.

He used to get sent to the office every. single. day. by our 7th grade Social Studies teacher. She was a total and complete b**** to everyone, so he'd be rude as hell to her, calling her all sorts of names and yelling out during the class. Talk about hilarity.

Then there was one time we were able to get into the computer network as administrators, since it was Windows 2000 and they didnt bother to secure anything.

 

[Mord]

Started a fire.

That's not the worst thing I ever did, I was very rarely caught.

 

[Osarkon]

Then there was one time we were able to get into the computer network as administrators, since it was Windows 2000 and they didnt bother to secure anything.

Ahahah we did that as well, the I.T teacher was useless and we found out his password and used his account to make ourselves Administrators. Didn't last long though, the system reset permissions at the end of the month for all students. Probably a pre-caution because it had happened before...

 

[Markleshark]

We used to have this application (Remote Learning) on Windows 98 PCs, that only the teachers we're supposed to have access to, so they could watch and control all of the computers in one room remotely.

Using Wordpad (A damn handy LAN 'hacking' tool) I gots me some access and freaked out some people. This went on for ages without anyone knowing how I did it. Got caught eventually, pretty serious matter, parents notified and such. They improved security, I found another way to get access. This went on until the school employed me in the summer to 'help' the IT guy.

Also got caught a few times playing that damn awesome Excel car game.

 

[::Lisa::]

In primary school I put a pin under a girls chair just for fun then decided against at the last min, she sat down on it anyway. Punishment was made to walk laps around the pitch then go to the headmaster afterwards. I did the laps, but never bothered going to the headmaster.

Then in secondary school. I was caught fist fighting. I don't remember my punishment for that though, oddly enough. Couldn't have been that bad.

Then was caught skiving (skipping) school. Not just a few odd classes, it was all day. Used to wait until my parents had left for work then go back out, or if my brother was going to be there go to the park all day with friends that were doing the same thing. I was caught one day by my brother and embarrassingly took into school by my mum. They then put me both on attendance report, and observation report during classes. And also lunchtime detention so I couldn't bugger off at lunchtime.

 

[keysersoze]

At some point in High School, it was Trig class with a new first year 25-year old woman as our teacher. She was really uptight. One day, she had to go next door to ask the professor a question, during class. We thought it would be a good opportunity to leave. So we all got up and left.

**** hit the fan, I tell you, next day.