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I used to be a little bit chubby and had this kid in gym class who constantly made fun of me for it so one day we were on the top of the stairs that were going down to the locker room and he's talking trash so I threatened to hurt him. He did believe me so I grabbed him and threw him down the flight of stairs. Never got caught for it.
 
At primary school (junior school) while the teacher was out of the room, the boy in the desk in front of me was giving me strife. Just as the headmaster walked into the room I pushed the spike of my compass into his ar*e. He lept out of his chair shouting "Ohh my ar*e.
I got caned for my action and he got caned for swearing .. :eek:

Ha Ha Ha :D thats so funny, yet so similar to what happened to me, in about 1983 in senior school i was in tech drawing, the lad in front kept turning round rapping my knuckles with the metal ruler, i got pi$$ed about it, extended the point on my compass and jabbed him between the shoulders, he wailed like a wolf, the funniest thing was the point came out the compass and he had to have it removed, me? i was just removed for 2 weeks exclusion and on report (again), i only got in trouble in English, Maths, Wood Work, Metal work, Art and Tech Drawing, but i did regrete all the pi$$ing about after leaving school, some days i wish i'd just tried that much harder, but hey, school would never have been as much fun ;) i only got suspended about 12 times in 2 years, my mom new the head of house very well, me i got to know about being punished, but hey it's all one of life's learning curves.
 
In the 8th grade I beat up a bully who was picking on me, got sent to the principals office. The bully was sent to that same office so many times for picking on me that I got off with a warning.

Oh, and one time I was sent to the principals office for possession of firecrackers. A classmate ratted me out because I wouldn't give him any. Also got off with a warning, my precious firecrackers were confiscated. :mad:
 
Ha Ha Ha :D thats so funny, yet so similar to what happened to me, in about 1983 in senior school i was in tech drawing, the lad in front kept turning round rapping my knuckles with the metal ruler, i got pi$$ed about it, extended the point on my compass and jabbed him between the shoulders, he wailed like a wolf, the funniest thing was the point came out the compass and he had to have it removed, me? i was just removed for 2 weeks exclusion and on report (again), i only got in trouble in English, Maths, Wood Work, Metal work, Art and Tech Drawing, but i did regrete all the pi$$ing about after leaving school, some days i wish i'd just tried that much harder, but hey, school would never have been as much fun ;) i only got suspended about 12 times in 2 years, my mom new the head of house very well, me i got to know about being punished, but hey it's all one of life's learning curves.

Hi,
We should form a club LOL .... :)
 
I forgot a good one.

(last year, 10th grade) So I may have helped design this prank but I wasn't really involved in the making of it. In my 1.5hr long daily AP bio class we had a 20 min study hall at the end. This kid in my class made a 100 page MS Word document that said in size 14 font, all the way down the page: "<Librarians Name> + <her husbands name> Forever" (they are actually divorced). He printed it like 1000 times to one of the library's printers. My next class was study hall in the library. I went to the library and saw nothing was printing out. Another kid was waiting for something to print out. The printer said it was out of paper so we loaded in some paper and pressed the go button. Then, at 30 pages per minute, "<Librarians Name> + <her husbands name> Forever" was shot out. The librarian went crazy and made a full scale investigation. Eventually the kid confessed and he got an in school suspension and wasn't allowed to use school computers for a month.

In 8th grade on the last day of school everyone that sat at my table brought in like $15 and we bought like 150 cookies from the cafeteria. The principal got mad because we were drawing attention with our giant mound of cookies and took them away and said that we could get them back at the end of the day. She handed them to a teacher who began to eat them and give them out to other students. We also were accused of trying to insight a riot :confused:


Last year in lunch I got in trouble. This jerk who is a complete dork tried to steal my seat at my lunch table where I had already been sitting and I had personal belongings on the seat. The kid threw my stuff careless on the ground. When I asked him to move politely he made some snide idiotic remark. So I asked him again, and when he refused, I picked up his entire lunch tray (with nothing eaten yet) and held it over a trash can. When he still refused to move turned the tray over a dumped all his food in the garbage, pulled up a chair, and sat down.
 
In the 5th grade there were bees in the trash can and I kicked the trash can and it stung some people and all they did was yell at me but it was only because this snitch told on me:mad:
 
=)

Well, I'm posting this from my Junior English Teacher's computer at school.

This doesn't really pertain to the worst trouble but today the Sophomore class(I'm a Junior) had an assebly to tell them that they were the worst class in our school's history. Over 2/3 of Sophomores had at least one F last semester. Really bad. I hope this isn't a trend throughout America or else we're even more screwed in the future than I thought.
 
I lit my principal's hair on fire the other week. I had to wrestle him as punishment. I won. I love my school :)
 
I didn't rock the boat too much when I was at school...
But in Year 9 Maori class we had an absolutely terrible teacher (I think they just picked him off the street). Basically a couple of kids had had enough halfway through the lesson and bolted out of the door. The obese teacher followed and told us to stay where we were. We promptly jumped out the windows and buggered off. We only got a weeks worth of detentions with the :mad: senior master.
At my second High School a friend of my brother's managed to "aquire" administration priviledges and found the database of which accounts had tried to access certain explicit websites. The list of teachers under that catagory only circulated the performance music class but it was enough...
Luckily for him he is exceptionally intelligent and the school weren't willing to let him go (a wanna-be prefect turned him in), so he only got his half dozen subject prizes confiscated from him.
 
That has to be the best one so far. :cool:
Cheers :cool:

Now THAT made you a legend, I'll bet. Good job! Gow much trouble did you get in for it?
I wasn't alone in the pulling the prank, I was helping out some friends who were leaving (at the end of every year the leaving year pull a massive prank) so no-one really took the blame since they can't punish someone who's left and no-one actually knew I was there apart from the people I was with (obviously :p).

I don't really pull many big pranks (I do my fair share of small ones) but that opportunity was too good to miss :D
 
I got an office detention for using my iPhone during lunch.

That's about it for now... I'm generally good during school but that's getting boring.

I can't wait to see what happens next year when I'm a senior.
 
Hmmm

We had a fire drill, and for anyone who doesn't know what that is, it's where the school goes onto the field to practice emergency procedures in the case of a fire. You're supposed to be silent, but I was calling over to my friend a couple isles over, "HOBO!". I always called him that, and people knew it, but some uptight teacher thought I was screaming "HOMO!" and gave me a detention for breaking silence in the drill and for insensitive and insulting speech. Had a meeting with the head of my high school at the time and the teacher, got out of the detention, it was a big deal. I wouldn't have said what she thought I did.

Pushed a kid off a really small gap into the grass from a concrete platform and got a detention. I'm really good friends with this kid, we were just rough housing. I hate teachers and adults who don't understand that boys rough house, it's something we do.

My computer teacher, who happened to really like me, had to leave the room to make a phone call. The policy at the time was that kids couldn't be in a school room unsupervised. Apparently forgetting the rule, he said "Hey, watch over the other kids for a minute" while he was gone, so I did. Another teacher came in the room to talk to my comp. teacher who had just left and gave me a detention for being in the room. I said it was cool, talk to the my comp teacher, but he denied it. I felt so wronged at the time, it was terrible, but it turns out he was a major stoner so he probably forgot what he said anyway. That sucked. Detention.

Talked in class a lot. My math teacher made me sit at the back of the room and stare at the back corner the entire class.

I'm sure there's more, can't remember now.
 
It wasn't me but a god friend of mine. As shadow said, on the last day of school, it is traditional to pull a big stunt thing so he and his mates bought a load of weed killer and decided to burn it into the school field as a large pair of boobs. No one knew who it was but the headmaster was absolutely livid because it wasn't just a one day thing and would last a while. The other teachers just found it amusing.
Another one is at the girls school where they walked a cow up the whole tower block to the top. As cows can't walk down stairs, they had to hire a huge crane to bring it down. Hilarious
 
It wasn't me but a god friend of mine. As shadow said, on the last day of school, it is traditional to pull a big stunt thing so he and his mates bought a load of weed killer and decided to burn it into the school field as a large pair of boobs. No one knew who it was but the headmaster was absolutely livid because it wasn't just a one day thing and would last a while. The other teachers just found it amusing.
Another one is at the girls school where they walked a cow up the whole tower block to the top. As cows can't walk down stairs, they had to hire a huge crane to bring it down. Hilarious
If he was a real god, he should have just given the headmaster a huge pair of boobs ;)
 
I wasn't alone in the pulling the prank, I was helping out some friends who were leaving (at the end of every year the leaving year pull a massive prank) so no-one really took the blame since they can't punish someone who's left and no-one actually knew I was there apart from the people I was with (obviously :p).

I don't really pull many big pranks (I do my fair share of small ones) but that opportunity was too good to miss :D

What medium did you use for this art project? It must have been something more or less permanent for the image to still be there (and judging by how old some of Google's satellite images are, that could be a while).
 
Myself and two others molded a few chocolate PowerBars and put them in a urinal. We had the entire staff of the school fooled that it was human feces. They brought in the School Board's "HazMat" crew, because the janitors wouldn't go near it. The "HazMat" crew soon determined that they were brought in to remove PowerBars, and told the admin.

So after a few days, we got called into the principal's office, I guess rumor got out that we did it.

We were young and couldn't help telling our friends it was our genius idea.



Sooo we got some serious detention time, and a formal apology to the Janitorial staff.
 
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