I have 3 today. 1. Is it too hard, in the friggin' 21st century to open a bag of potato chips and have more than 12 that are not in little pieces? Surely, we can find better packaging for these. And don't you dare recommend those nasty fake chips in a can. 2. Yes, Apple "encourages" virus protection. Now ****. 3. New headphones shipping, Yeah, we got it. Now ****. OK, I feel better now.