My beef is a medium rare Porterhouse....that is, if I didn't have anythine else to eat for the day
My pet peeves:
Coffee grinders
Ice makers
Anything that makes a loud obnoxious noise
People who pass by in their cars and insist that they rattle my house, and lights with their thundering stereo system. Wish I could set up spikes in the middle of the road just for them.

My dishwasher that is so loud I have to turn my television up to deafening volumes just to hear it when the dishwasher runs
Not getting enough sleep because my mattress is lumpy
Can't drink coffee since it jacks up my BP
Football fans who hate a certain team because they don't feel another team isn't entitled to win, or move forward, even if the team is doing great this year (Yes I like the Florida Gators, but you won't catch me talking about them in the College Football forums, I don't like getting my head ripped off)
Which brings me to my biggest pet peeve....
CONFLICT