Where is God?

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  1. trevorlawrence macrumors newbie

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    Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

    The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8-year-old first thing in the morning, and the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

    The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

    The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"

    Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"

    The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

    When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

    The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing, and they think we did it!”
     
  2. Surely Guest

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    I thought that the preacher was going to tell the boys that god is in his pants.......

    Yours was cuter.
     
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    Surely any eight year old would know God doesn't exist?
     
  5. King Mook Mook macrumors 6502

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    I chuckled too... I liked the suggestion from the second poster :p
     
  6. macswitcha2 macrumors 65816

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    Funny!!!! Gotta share this one...
     
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  9. gibbz macrumors 68030

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    I see what you did there.
     
  10. robj macrumors regular

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    Where is God?

    Probably playing Modern Warfare 2 :D
     
  11. jav6454 macrumors P6

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    No, Crysis.
     
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    No, Crysis 2.
     
  13. scottness macrumors 65816

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    You just couldn't help yourself, eh? :rolleyes:
     
  14. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    What's with the OP and god threads. :rolleyes:

    I foresee a banishment from the kingdom of MacRumors.
     
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