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Where's Mad Jew

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dsnort said:
First iGary, then Madjew, the lube levels are dropping dangerously low!!!
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I'm still here. And I was here long before that crazy Jew showed up!

But yeah, I haven't been posting much either. Lots of work. This real-life thing sucks. But research has recently proven that if you insert a cord into-- well, Mad Jew is probably on the beta team for that...:rolleyes: 24 hour online access...:cool:
 
Don't know if anyone already checked this out, but according to his profile, his last activity was on February 2nd. Maybe he's on vacation or something. You never know. Some people take really long vacations (I think). Or maybe his life is interfereing with his not-life. That is, of course, assuming that he's not a computer, or some sort of supernatural being.
 
Well I think he needs some Drop Bear repellant then - let's give him some. What is it, 5000 credits?

*Smiles and chuckles as smueboy pays for repellant.*

Obscure?
 
Abstract said:
Are these separate?
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Sometimes, yes.

Didn't you know that you can buy a real life cheap on eBay these days.

Maybe Mad Jew finally got the winning bid, and we may have to wait to see if they shipped him something worth talking about.

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Either that, or the mail order bride was worth walking away from MR for awhile.
 
Rokem said:
unlikely that all three of his keyboards broke at the same time.
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They could have,and that may have been enough to make him give himself to the dingos. But I'm starting to like this theory of him being abducted by the email spammers.;)
 
Give MJ a break, i'm sure he is just enjoying the aussie summer (lucky bugger).
Besides, this gives everyone the faintest hope of catching up to him (only 22,382 posts to go... :p ).
 
StealthRider said:
Well I think he needs some Drop Bear repellant then - let's give him some. What is it, 5000 credits?

*Smiles and chuckles as smueboy pays for repellant.*

Obscure?
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Escape Velocity Override, IIRC?

Me memory's not so good anymore.... :eek:
Rokem said:
the email spammers abducted him. They set set up a parallel MacRumors and are studying him closely.
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It's like that Star Trek with the evil Spock, except in reverse... we got the non-spamming mj.
Soulman said:
Maybe there is a new Mrs. Mad Jew...;)
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I don't think he stays with any of them long enough to walk down an aisle.

Perhaps if they sprinted - he's pretty fast.
 
He probably just disappeared for awhile so he could sate his ego on all the posts saying how much he's missed.

In fact, he's probably reading this thread now in camera.
 
I think he's just messing with our brains. He's probably reading this right now, laughing his head off at us puny humans.

Or maybe he forgot his password, and forgot the email address he registered his accound under.

Or he could have lost his memory in a freak accident. He probably forgot he signed up for the Macrumors forums, and tried registering again, and is probably wondering who the hell thought of the name Mad Jew before him.
 
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