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On a more serious note, I'm really starting to get worried. People don't get up and over 20,000 posts and then stop cold turkey. I'm feeling uneasy about this. :(
 
On a more serious note, I'm really starting to get worried. People don't get up and over 20,000 posts and then stop cold turkey. I'm feeling uneasy about this. :(

Yeah, let's just hope he didn't go from Mad Jew, to Dead Jew.

Oh well, I like to think along more positive lines....like maybe he was....um.....his computer was confiscated because of.....um.....child porn....okay so that wasn't that positive. What I'm trying to say is, there's an infinite amount of things that could have happened to him, and only he knows for sure.

But it's still fun to speculate. :D
 
On a more serious note, I'm really starting to get worried. People don't get up and over 20,000 posts and then stop cold turkey. I'm feeling uneasy about this. :(

The journey to number one spam king on MacRumors is more important that being number one.

Once you get there you might find being the king of spam has lost is allure -- especially since the throne looks so uncomfortable.
 
The journey to number one spam king on MacRumors is more important that being number one.

Once you get there you might find being the king of spam has lost is allure -- especially since the throne looks so uncomfortable.
You mean he's been on the toilet all this time? Wow. Some curry.
 
that would not be fun.

You think?;) :D

I hope nothing has happened to him, becasue if it has, we'll always be posting in this thread, just wondering where he is... we'll never know what happened to him...

On a happy note, the email spammers theory is the one that I like, but him registering under a different name sounds most likely.
 
You think?;) :D

I hope nothing has happened to him, becasue if it has, we'll always be posting in this thread, just wondering where he is... we'll never know what happened to him...

On a happy note, the email spammers theory is the one that I like, but him registering under a different name sounds most likely.

You gotta be so morbid?
 
Three possibilities for his sudden disappearance, I can think of:

mad jew died of a bad flu
mad jew killed by a sad shrew
mad jew got lost in fad shoes

:D
 

Congrats on the new title spicyapple.
I dont think that he did get a job at Apple. If he did, i am pretty sure that he would have said "so long and thanks for all the fish" to at least 1 person like iGary did. If he did get a job, i am sure that he would at least stil look at the site and he hasnt. Curious
 
Mad jew is gone... maaybe he got a new name and started using IT..but no worries everyone... Ill be the new Mad Jew.. Not to replace him..but hsi spot is an important one... im not jewish and im not ALWAYS mad but i can do it:D :rolleyes:
 
I hope nothing has happened to him, becasue if it has, we'll always be posting in this thread, just wondering where he is... we'll never know what happened to him...

Eventually a mod will close down the thread.

Three possibilities for his sudden disappearance, I can think of:

mad jew died of a bad flu
mad jew killed by a sad shrew
mad jew got lost in fad shoes

:D

could he have been stabbed by a screw?
 
John F. Kennedy assassination conspiracy theories, Paul McCartney is dead theories...meh...neither can think about comparing to Mad Jew...
 
I heard he was eaten by dingos.

That, or he's offline for a few weeks due to a move and only having minimal dial-up access.

One or the other.

Both, of course, except for the part about the dingos. Those are his only food now.
 
We are all going to be so embarrassed if he does come back, and posts: "So, I heard you guys were talking about me while I was gone" :rolleyes:

Esspecially me. Wow, I need to get a life and stop speculating on the Mad Jew dissapearance.

I don't know if this means anything, but I put "Mad Jew" through Cypher (courtesy of MacHeist :) ) with Base64 encryption, and it spells "TWFkIEpldwoK". Could it mean he was devoured by Ewoks? :eek: :rolleyes: ;)
 
Both, of course, except for the part about the dingos. Those are his only food now.

Cycle of life.

1. Hops in Japanese SUV and drives out into wilderness.

2. the dingos eat him

3. the family gets mad at the dingos and feeds them to the sharks

4. the sharks get caught and sent to Japan to make soup.

5. the Japanese then make more SUVs that get sent back to Australia.
 
We are all going to be so embarrassed if he does come back, and posts: "So, I heard you guys were talking about me while I was gone" :rolleyes:

Esspecially me. Wow, I need to get a life and stop speculating on the Mad Jew dissapearance.

I don't know if this means anything, but I put "Mad Jew" through Cypher (courtesy of MacHeist :) ) with Base64 encryption, and it spells "TWFkIEpldwoK". Could it mean he was devoured by Ewoks? :eek: :rolleyes: ;)

Oh, he'll know if he ever returns to the internet. I left him a link to this thread but he hasn't been there since the first of this month.

Cycle of life.

1. Hops in Japanese SUV and drives out into wilderness.

2. the dingos eat him

3. the family gets mad at the dingos and feeds them to the sharks

4. the sharks get caught and sent to Japan to make soup.

5. the Japanese then make more SUVs that get sent back to Australia.

Why didn't Disney use that instead of that other thing, the "Circle of life"?
 
Actually guys he works for Apple now.

He was forced to sign an agreement to no longer post here, they would not even let him say good bye.
 
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