Where's the "Million Sold" announcement?

[deeddawg]

they are not allowed to count the radioactive iPads,

I know! The radioactivity is what's causing the light leaks, and so Apple is secretly employing Chinese nationals to buy up all the affected initial stocks and ship them to China where the lax environmental laws won't get them in trouble!

 

[mrfoof82]

(to reference the two most insane threads on this board lately) they are not allowed to count the radioactive iPads, nor are they counting the ones bought by agents who bought them simply to return them to Apple so they could sell them again and hide their low supply numbers.

Apple bought my dog. Then returned it.

 

[Cool Hwhip]

I wonder if they are allowed to count all of the unshipped online orders as sold units.

That's called fraud.

 

[Consultant]

APple might be waiting after international sales to make an announcement.

That's called fraud.

FAIL. That's call backlog.

 

[Mad Mac Maniac]

APple might be waiting after international sales to make an announcement.
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aren't international sales done? They are supposedly sold out as well.