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Ok, I believe I've made a decision.

I just talked with the blonde, and she said, "so after the game, a friend of mine is having a small get together in san diego. we should go over there if we're feeling up for it!"

that just sounds like fun regardless.

Another thing, which I never mentioned, and is really funny.

The tickets, i got them from my mom. They're really, really good seats. My mom has 4 tickets, and gave me two...

The other two? Turns out her and her husband (my step dad) will be sitting next to us. Oh...man...
 
Sounds like you are halfway to having scripts for a full-season sitcom, so if the date to the ball game does not go anywhere, you can start writing, became a famous hollywood personality, and we can all say we knew you when ... ;)
 
Sounds like you are halfway to having scripts for a full-season sitcom, so if the date to the ball game does not go anywhere, you can start writing, became a famous hollywood personality, and we can all say we knew you when ... ;)

Exactly. New "development" with every post. Sounds like a sitcom alright.
 
Ok, I believe I've made a decision.

I just talked with the blonde, and she said, "so after the game, a friend of mine is having a small get together in san diego. we should go over there if we're feeling up for it!"

that just sounds like fun regardless.

Another thing, which I never mentioned, and is really funny.

The tickets, i got them from my mom. They're really, really good seats. My mom has 4 tickets, and gave me two...

The other two? Turns out her and her husband (my step dad) will be sitting next to us. Oh...man...

Oh wow. you need to beg your mom and stepdad to absolutely act as though they don't know you AT.ALL Meeting the parents on a first date is just :eek:
 
Oh wow. you need to beg your mom and stepdad to absolutely act as though they don't know you AT.ALL Meeting the parents on a first date is just :eek:

That actually sounds like a better idea than buying their tickets. Just be careful you don't talk to them out of habit, and tell them to do the same. It just might work, unless of course, you look just like your mom. As for me, I could get people to believe that I don't know my dad, but pretending to not know my mom would NEVER work.
 
Nah, if that girl sticks around for any amount of time, the lies about the parents will come back to haunt him. Just sit the girls on the outside, to reduce the embarrassing conversations, but acknowledge them, and do introductions.

I'd make a joke or two, on the ride out, about having helicopter parents, then make an assurance that it's not like that at all. Who knows, she might be glad that you have a nice family, and might not think you're a total momma's boy, like we all do now :D

Alternatively, I'd look into finding some way of not sitting adjacently, even if it meant not having as good of seats.
 
Take the Brazilian and a condom since she's leaving. Tell paleface your great aunt died and you have to go to the wake, and invite her out for another time. Ta-Dah! Have your cake and eat it.
 
MarkCollette is right. With all the talk about the "hot Brasilian girl" I forgot the blonde actually had potential to be more than a one night stand :p
Stick with his advice... tell the blonde in advance, introduce the parents and then seat her and your mother on the outside seats. Good luck! :)
 
yeah, where are the deets? we gave you our advice, so what happened? you a soon to be papie:)
 
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