I'm probably the only person whose been hit by keyboard shrapnel.
My old roommate in college, and now good friend, absolutely hated his old computer and Windows even more. One night it froze for the umteenth time and he went ballistic. Because of the stream of obscenities coming from his mouth I was laughing so hard that I didn't see it coming.
He picked up his keyboard, swung it like a bat and hit one of the thickly painted white concrete block walls in our dorm. Half of the keys flew off from the force and several of them pegged me hard while the rest flew out the open window. That made me laugh even harder and I promptly fell out of my chair holding my sides to keep them from splitting.
Of course that pissed him off even more so he grabbed his beige box ripping the cords from it and walked outside. I got up and saw him holding it over the second story banister daring me to give him "one good reason" he shouldn't drop it. With glee I told him to do it, for I wanted the CD burner if it survived. Unfortunately I never saw him drop it because he came to his senses and brought it back inside.
The next morning we got up and found some of the missing keys on the ground outside of the dorm around one of the old trees. The keyboard was dangling from one of its limbs.