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Who would win in a fight? Jobs v Gates

Victory is thine

  • Jobs

    Votes: 16 50.0%

  • Gates

    Votes: 16 50.0%
  • Total voters
    32
niuniu

niuniu

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Mar 29, 2009
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A man of the people. The right sort of people.
No weapons allowed, they just happen to bump into each other in Walmart and it kicks off.

Jobs in the kung fu style
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Gates with the hadouken
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A year or two ago, I'd say Jobs -- easily. He's lost a lot of weight now though. But I'd still say Jobs. He's got passion in his heart.
 
In a Walmart, Gates. No question. Now, if it was on a stage in front of 5,000 people, Jobs would take him, because on stage Jobs can alter reality to serve his purpose. On stage, it would be pretty much like Superman vs. Zod in the Fortress of Solitude.
 
run-kmc said:
In a Walmart, Gates. No question. Now, if it was on a stage in front of 5,000 people, Jobs would take him, because on stage Jobs can alter reality to serve his purpose. On stage, it would be pretty much like Superman vs. Zod in the Fortress of Solitude.
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Haha, I love to see the reality distortion field at its maximum strength, using its power as a weapon, blowing away the competition.

Someone needs to make a movie outta this.
 
I reckon Steve fights like Dhalsim out of Street Fighter 2. His arms stretching out of his Polo neck- YOGA!!!

And Woz could be Blanka.
 
To the OP: I make this a better scenario if we place them in Whole Foods or something in that category.

Well, no weapons, but since the Reality Distortion Field is a power of Jobs not a weapon, then I'd go with Jobs.

run-kmc said:
In a Walmart, Gates. No question. Now, if it was on a stage in front of 5,000 people, Jobs would take him, because on stage Jobs can alter reality to serve his purpose. On stage, it would be pretty much like Superman vs. Zod in the Fortress of Solitude.
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Also, I love you for that reference.
 
I agree, two years ago I'd have said Jobs could kick Bill's ass in a New York minute, but with the liver problems and sickness I'm not so sure.
 
But Gates has put on some weight lately. All Jobs has to do is lead him to some donuts and I think Steve can get medieval on his ass.

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gates would win at walmart, because all the fat woman have bought dell inspirions at walmart. They are mad they cant get an :apple: for the 399 price of plastic, and therefore they hold jobs down by sitting on him while gates grabs a copy of vista off the full shelevs and shoves it up steves a$$. After gates completes that, as a torture device, gates continues to upload thousands of viruses to him that became availble when vista was inserted
 
After SJ's last surgery, I doubt he could go for very long...

Gates would just have to watch him swing a few times and watch him fall down on his own...
 
Gates has a history of winning the verbal slap downs...so I would guess he would pound Jobs into the ground.

http://www.folklore.org/StoryView.p..._Rich_Neighbor_Named_Xerox.txt&showcomments=1

so I was just a fascinated observer as Steve started yelling at Bill, asking him why he violated their agreement.

"You're ripping us off!", Steve shouted, raising his voice even higher. "I trusted you, and now you're stealing from us!"

But Bill Gates just stood there coolly, looking Steve directly in the eye, before starting to speak in his squeaky voice.

"Well, Steve, I think there's more than one way of looking at it. I think it's more like we both had this rich neighbor named Xerox and I broke into his house to steal the TV set and found out that you had already stolen it."
...
Apple still needed Microsoft's apps for the Macintosh, so Steve really couldn't cut them off.
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Jobs may be good, but Gates is better :D
 
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