Who would win in a fight? Jobs v Gates

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Victory is thine

  1. Jobs

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  2. Gates

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  1. niuniu macrumors 68020

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    No weapons allowed, they just happen to bump into each other in Walmart and it kicks off.

    Jobs in the kung fu style
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    Gates with the hadouken
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  2. ziggyonice macrumors 68020

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    A year or two ago, I'd say Jobs -- easily. He's lost a lot of weight now though. But I'd still say Jobs. He's got passion in his heart.
     
  3. run-kmc macrumors member

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    In a Walmart, Gates. No question. Now, if it was on a stage in front of 5,000 people, Jobs would take him, because on stage Jobs can alter reality to serve his purpose. On stage, it would be pretty much like Superman vs. Zod in the Fortress of Solitude.
     
  4. heehee macrumors 68020

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    Funny pictures. :D

    I voted for Jobs just because I'm an Apple fan.
     
  5. gilkisson macrumors 65816

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    Gates. Jobs. IN a Walmart.

    No more unlikely combination could be conceived.
     
  6. ziggyonice macrumors 68020

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    Haha, I love to see the reality distortion field at its maximum strength, using its power as a weapon, blowing away the competition.

    Someone needs to make a movie outta this.
     
  7. Unspoken Demise macrumors 68040

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    Gates would simply mimic all of Job's moves, but unsuccessfully and a year behind.
     
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  9. BoyBach macrumors 68040

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    Bill Gates, and I have the proof to back up my claims! :D
     
  10. niuniu thread starter macrumors 68020

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    MMhmmm ;) :D

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  11. ethical macrumors 68000

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    well that confirms it then!

    I'd say Jobs too. He seems much more agile.... however I wouldnt put it past Gates to do a bit of biting/hair pulling :p
     
  12. BoyBach macrumors 68040

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    I swear that Gates won it! :eek:

    Time for Plan B! Erm... anyone have a Plan B?
     
  13. duncyboy macrumors 6502a

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    I reckon Steve fights like Dhalsim out of Street Fighter 2. His arms stretching out of his Polo neck- YOGA!!!

    And Woz could be Blanka.
     
  14. jav6454 macrumors P6

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    To the OP: I make this a better scenario if we place them in Whole Foods or something in that category.

    Well, no weapons, but since the Reality Distortion Field is a power of Jobs not a weapon, then I'd go with Jobs.

    Also, I love you for that reference.
     
  15. Mr. Giver '94 macrumors 68000

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    Gates would break Jobs like a twig because he's thinner than the Olsen twins...
     
  16. Melrose Suspended

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    I agree, two years ago I'd have said Jobs could kick Bill's ass in a New York minute, but with the liver problems and sickness I'm not so sure.
     
  17. IBradMac macrumors 68000

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    I love the shoes! :D

    Gates now, Jobs before he got sick. :(
     
  18. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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  19. mysterytramp macrumors 65816

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    But Gates has put on some weight lately. All Jobs has to do is lead him to some donuts and I think Steve can get medieval on his ass.

    mt
     
  20. jseyf5 macrumors member

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    gates would win at walmart, because all the fat woman have bought dell inspirions at walmart. They are mad they cant get an :apple: for the 399 price of plastic, and therefore they hold jobs down by sitting on him while gates grabs a copy of vista off the full shelevs and shoves it up steves a$$. After gates completes that, as a torture device, gates continues to upload thousands of viruses to him that became availble when vista was inserted
     
  21. yg17 macrumors G5

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    Linus Torvalds would come in and kick both their asses.
     
  22. pilotError macrumors 68020

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    After SJ's last surgery, I doubt he could go for very long...

    Gates would just have to watch him swing a few times and watch him fall down on his own...
     
  23. fireshot91 macrumors 601

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    lol. I love that Finder song.

    EDIT: Oh, I got the "No Windows in the iHouse" by the commends. That totally went over my head
     
  24. trule macrumors 6502

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    Gates has a history of winning the verbal slap downs...so I would guess he would pound Jobs into the ground.

    http://www.folklore.org/StoryView.p..._Rich_Neighbor_Named_Xerox.txt&showcomments=1

    Jobs may be good, but Gates is better :D
     

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