I was typing a report for school and instead of writing "friendship" I wrote "friendshit". It was circled in red and underlined a few times too. Teacher was not impressed, but then saw the humor of it.. Well, it seemed that way!
I've done all to myself... first was a physics presentation to the head of physics, but the headmaster was there... I completed the first slide just before I began the presentation. Oh dear :/
Once I text a girl I just met if she uses facebook. She said yes and how she like making new friends. I was typing too fast and the phone T9 dictionary changed 'add' to 'bed' and I click send too soon. My reply became: Cool, So I guess I can bed you? I never hear from her again.
The second time was when I was helping a customer over the phone. I want to ask him to eject the cd but I said 'please ejaculate' instead. I think the customer chose to ignore and pretended that Eject was what I wanted to say. thank god.