In my city Olive Garden is a huge step up compared to Fazoli's and Joe's Italian Grill. How many Italians do you know named Joe? The next city over smaller than mine has Jake's Chinese Restuarant. How many Chinese are named Jake?
Yeah, well, a friend of mine is Joe and his Italian... in 3rd generation, hehe. See, Joe is easy to pronounce, now how would you like Guiseppe's Italian Grill instead?
Hey, maybe that guy's from Hong Kong.
seanmolin said:Terrible analogy. Any Italian will secretly tell you (you may have to use pliers) that Olive Garden is actually pretty good.
This gives me an idea; I'll just use pliers on anyone who likes Olive Garden