Because.
Do we really need countless hyper specific specific threads?
Here's some more thread topics, for those of you desperate to post something, but can't come up with anything...
-Which hand will you pick up the iPhone 5 with when you first open the box?
-Where's the best place to sell the plastic sleeve the iPhone comes wrapped in?
-The official transgender quadriplegic zombie iPhone 5 wallpaper thread.
-Post here if your Apple order number contains a 6.
-Will the iPhone 60 come out in 60 years or 120 years?! Preorder now?
-Post here if your IMEI number matches the number of seconds you have lived.