On hold for 25+ minutes now. If they try to charge me for it (google tells me I can change it for $36 per line [got two lines, so F that]), I'll probably just tell them I'll be refusing delivery. They have been nothing but a pain in the ass for the 16 hours I've had them.
First it was identity verification, which considering I'm a new customer and have no secret questions or anything set up, all they could ask me was the same information that I put in the order form (SSN, Birthday, etc) which is completely nonsensical, seeing as if I were a scammer, I would be able to verbally confirm the stolen information I put in the order form to begin with since they just asked for the same info the scammer would've had to begin with but that's another issue...but that was a big hassle too, had to actually read the AT&T email to two different people who had no idea what to do, get transferred four times, one of which routed me back to the initial menu and didn't transfer me at all. Finally got it sorted out, but then they couldn't tell me if I would still get my phone on the 14th or if it was now going to slip to 14-21 days (ordered at 3:30 AM). Now I get the order processing email, and find Virgin Island area codes, which obviously will be a problem for anyone calling me who doesn't have free long distance.
Pretty stupid.