NeoMayhem said:
I hate MS Office, because:
1. Its carbon (which means you cant customize the icons or anything easily)
2. I dont like the interface
3. I dont like the useless features in word that I will never use
4. Word Sucks with graphics/layouts
5. Everybody uses it, its not 'cool' or different like the rest of my computer
6. I like iWork more, especially keynote. I dislike word, but powerpoint is complete crap.
7. Its expensive, I got iWork for $49
Excel seems like a decent app, but I have never used it much.
A few added comments to what Pittsax stated:
2. Its personal preference here. Your not liking it does not make it a poor program.
3. Useless features kind of implies you'll never use them

, but aside from that, its not like you can purchase a dumbed-down version and the Pro version (unless there is actually some differences out there I am unaware of), but yes it is a little bloated for basic paper-writing, if thats all you do.
4. Word isn't supposed to be great with graphics. If you want something that can publish text alongside graphics, look to a publisher or other program, not a word-processor.
5. No offense, but that is the most worthless point you have made yet. Its not the cool-anti-cool, its not supposed to be. It is the industry standard in writing documents. Last I checked, black-print text on paper was never all that 'cool'.
6. Agreed, but elaborate on why you hate Powerpoint or what makes Keynote better. Without a reason, your arguements are null since we don't see your view.
7. The Office suite is expensive, and for students iWork is a great buy if for no other reason than to replace Powerpoint IMO. Not only can Keynote create more visually stunning presentations, it can do it faster and with a much easier and more streamlined user interface.
(8). Excel, like Word, is industry standard for spreadsheets and common-calc calculation sheets. Although not the cool-anti-cool app you are probably looking for, but if you need a spreadsheet app for organizing or quickly drafting timelines (I find it easiest in Excel for the 5-min layout type work) then Excel is your beast.
? - Can you purchase the programs included in the M$ Office suite as seperate independant apps or do they only come bundled as Office? (for Mac or PC, just curious how M$ is packaging it).