I said that this being a first world problem is beyond the point, I didn't say "it's not a first world problem". Clearly it is, as is almost everything else discussed on a
consumer products forum.
I'm also glad that it makes you "feel sick" because I don't sit around here 24/7 praising Apple all day long like you would like me to. It's also somewhat an ironic accusation given that i'm heavily invested in Apple products myself, and and pretty happy with the newly announced product line up

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You just need to calm down a bit and accept that people are always going to be sceptical and critical on any consumer product forum. If there's something I like about a product, i'll post about it, if there's something I don't like about a product i'll post about it. I do both here all the time. It's people like you that make a mountain out of a molehill and think this is some holy war between Apple supporters and haters.