Will Craig Federighi present September 10 Event - What suprises will he spring?

[LordQ]

Of course.

It will be Tim talking about Apple Stores and the trade-in program, Phill Schiller will introduce the 5S and Craig <3 will go through iOS 7 running on it and explaining how the biometric thing works.

 

[Nanasaki]

I can imagine something along the lines of this happening: Tim welcoming everybody, he provides the usual Apple "Updates", Hands it over to Phil who will announce the new iPhone 5S. Next Federighi will demo iOS 7 running on the 5S while he paralyzes everybody with his usual "Awesome, amazing, extraordinary, glassy smooth" vocabulary. Back to Tim, he wraps everything up when suddenly he stops everyone with a "One more thing". Boom the iPhone 5C. He explains why it's so important for Apple to target new markets "large emphases on China", hands it over to Phil who will dissect its hardware. And finally Tim will remind everybody of Apple's philosophy and how he can't think of a better reason to wake up in the morning. Everybody gets out, 1 week later 75 million people preorder the iPhone, Apple becomes so rich that they finally take over the world.

Usually along that line. But there is no more "One more thing" anymore. 75 million per-order is nothing to conqure the world though, you need over billion per-order. Then Apple can buy any nation in the world. And Tim Cook will become the first president of earth confederation, and the name of this conferdartion is called Apple Empire.

2 days later, president Tim announce the next revolutionary product, iSpaceShip. This ship is so strong, we can fly outside of our galaxy in 1 seconds. We then encouter the most evil empire of entire universe, Microsoft Empire.

To be continuned

 

[tymaster50]

It's just a phone guys. The Phone could be presented with your basic 6th grader power point slide and people will still line up to buy it.

 

[HussamRaed]

usually along that line. But there is no more "one more thing" anymore. 75 million per-order is nothing to conqure the world though, you need over billion per-order. Then apple can buy any nation in the world. And tim cook will become the first president of earth confederation, and the name of this conferdartion is called apple empire.

2 days later, president tim announce the next revolutionary product, ispaceship. This ship is so strong, we can fly outside of our galaxy in 1 seconds. We then encouter the most evil empire of entire universe, microsoft empire.

To be continuned

LOOOOOOOL .

 

[Gogurt48]

I can imagine something along the lines of this happening: Tim welcoming everybody, he provides the usual Apple "Updates", Hands it over to Phil who will announce the new iPhone 5S. Next Federighi will demo iOS 7 running on the 5S while he paralyzes everybody with his usual "Awesome, amazing, extraordinary, glassy smooth" vocabulary. Back to Tim, he wraps everything up when suddenly he stops everyone with a "One more thing". Boom the iPhone 5C. He explains why it's so important for Apple to target new markets "large emphases on China", hands it over to Phil who will dissect its hardware. And finally Tim will remind everybody of Apple's philosophy and how he can't think of a better reason to wake up in the morning. Everybody gets out, 1 week later 75 million people preorder the iPhone, Apple becomes so rich that they finally take over the world.

I thought they already had. Must just be my house.

 

[applelover1016]

I can imagine something along the lines of this happening: Tim welcoming everybody, he provides the usual Apple "Updates", Hands it over to Phil who will announce the new iPhone 5S. Next Federighi will demo iOS 7 running on the 5S while he paralyzes everybody with his usual "Awesome, amazing, extraordinary, glassy smooth" vocabulary. Back to Tim, he wraps everything up when suddenly he stops everyone with a "One more thing". Boom the iPhone 5C. He explains why it's so important for Apple to target new markets "large emphases on China", hands it over to Phil who will dissect its hardware. And finally Tim will remind everybody of Apple's philosophy and how he can't think of a better reason to wake up in the morning. Everybody gets out, 1 week later 75 million people preorder the iPhone, Apple becomes so rich that they finally take over the world.

Spot on lol

 

[576316]

I sure hope he does present it, he was fabulous in the last event for OSX and had so much passion and excitement. I don't think I could stomach another one by Tim "No personality" Cook!

What do you think will be the big surprise?

Really? I like Tim Cook's presenting style. It's all mysterious, like this really IS a big time at Apple and everyone IS excited. Sort of like a muted crazy panicking.

 

[iapplelove]

lol u guys forgot about thr short video apple will make showing the unveiling of a new flagship store somewhere in the world. Everyone gets excited waves to the camera and shows off their free gift for waiting in line for 4 days . God I love those videos haha

 

[bnnentertainmen]

The excitement should be about what is being said, not who is saying it.

totally agreed.

 

[iZac]

It was clear to me, watching the keynote in June, that Federighi is the only one of the bunch who's in Steve Jobs' league when it comes to giving presentations. (I laughed out loud when he asked everyone to look away while he unlocked the iPhone). If Apple were smart they'd let him demo everything.

He really did bring a lot of character to the keynote. I remember a few years back he presented the Lion intro http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=iHQHAIsGPQE and although I thought he seemed a knowledgable presenter, he really didn't have the charm, presence, or confidence he had in WWDC 2013. Give it a watch, it's quite apparent.

These companies pay a lot of money to coach people into projecting themselves well, and you can tell back then that although he had the SJ talk, his manner was passive, delivery was a bit dry and he clearly suffered from nerves - lots of sweaty finger multi touch mistakes from the mouse. Also you can see a shake in his fingers. They even taught him to hold his hands together to stop the wobbles and feel a bit more in control. I'm not trying to belittle him highlighting these things, it's just nice to see how he's really become more confident in recent public events. And yes his wise cracking in WWDC 2013 was really well timed and delivered!


Schiller also brings plenty of character but tries too hard and doesn't come off anywhere near as successful.

 

[adildacoolset]

Phil Schiller announced the iPhone 4S and 5 when Cook was CEO.

Yes. I hope he makes another snarky remark like the Mac Pro intro.

 

[kas23]

Does anyone honestly believe Apple's going to surprise us with anything these days? For the last 3 years, Apple has been as predictable as a pedophile at a Little League game.

 

[davenport-jr]

I don't like Craig Federighi. But I do like Tim Cook.

 

[Krazy Bill]

On the day of the presentation, the skill of the presenter is the most important thing. Every day after that, the quality of the product is.

Well, thank god for quality then because Cook (a.k.a. Mr. Fire & Brimstone) won't be selling many Apple gizmos with his riveting sales persona.

 

[apollo1444]

Craig should do this! he needs to take more jabs to gimmick kings

 

[FlatlinerG]

Does anyone honestly believe Apple's going to surprise us with anything these days? For the last 3 years, Apple has been as predictable as a pedophile at a Little League game.

I can't help but laugh at this even with how horrible it is.

 

[Armen]

Not tying to be rude here, but honestly who cares? I would rather have the event be more informational then debating about who speaks and conducts the event. I swear sometimes you people think these executives are like celebrities. Lol.

I take it you didn't watch the Samsung S4 event? Go watch that and compare it to any Apple Keynote and you will see the difference presentation makes.

 

[HussamRaed]

Samsung's recent Unpacked keynote was a nightmare. OMG, The presenters were horrendously bad.

And I thought Tim was bad, he's an angle sent from heaven compared to them, let alone Federighi.

God bless Apple.

 

[Sirious]

I think the iOS 7 portion will be presented by Craig. The unveiling of the iPhones will be by Phil.