Woman assaults two men for not giving her oral sex

[glocke12]

http://cerebraldiva.blogspot.com/2010/11/woman-assaults-two-men-who-refuse-to.html

WARNING: Do not read while eating.

 

[rdowns]

Wow, just wow.

Somebody is going to eat my ***** or I’m going to cut your ****ing throat.”

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Will she go down for this?

 

[andalusia]

Will she go down for this?

One would hope not.

 

[rdowns]

Will she go down for this?

I take it the courts will provide a pubic defender.

 

[Chundles]

This could get hairy. If they're not careful a lawsuit could leave them with a bad taste in their mouth.

 

[skunk]

Her lawyer will have to be a cunning linguist to talk her out of this one.

 

[glocke12]

Her lawyer will have to be a cunning linguist to talk her out of this one.

haha.....

 

[Chundles]

Her lawyer will have to be a cunning linguist to talk her out of this one.

I dunno, the whole thing smells fishy to me.

 

[obeygiant]

hahaha.

Sounds like a job for Colonel Angus.

 

[yg17]

She looks sorta like T-Rex from Orgazmo....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKURr_YoNXI
(Not work safe link!)

 

[rdowns]

She looks sorta like T-Rex from Orgazmo....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKURr_YoNXI
(Not work safe link!)

Is that a pearl necklace I see at 1:20?

 

[Abstract]

Haha, her husband's friend volunteers his services right in front of him.

 

[Freeþinker]

There's a silver lining here

Any prisoner incarcerated for a violent felony ought to be required to fulfill this woman's requests prior to release from prison.

 

[Bonch]

Women.

 

[RawBert]

That face and the quote below are absolutely horrifying.

...he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa...

I wanna vomit and laugh at the same time.

 

[iJohnHenry]

Any prisoner incarcerated for a violent felony, ought to be required to fulfill this woman's requests, prior to release from prison.

Lawyers would be all over that suggestion, as cruel and unusual punishment, even for premeditated murder.

I wanna vomit and laugh at the same time.

Thanks.

Not having actually read the link, I was so unhappy that you supplied me with that quote from same.

 

[dXTC]

Insert "Kill It! Kill It With Fire!" jpeg here.

Insert "Tugboat Foghorn" sound effect here, too...

 

[Jaro65]

This could get hairy. If they're not careful a lawsuit could leave them with a bad taste in their mouth.

It just may be too late for that....

 

[Abstract]

That face and the quote below are absolutely horrifying.


I wanna vomit and laugh at the same time.

*sniffs chair*

Did Melissa Lee Williams sit here?





(Ok ok, too far.)

 

[Goldinboy17]

She looks sorta like T-Rex from Orgazmo....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKURr_YoNXI
(Not work safe link!)

I wouldn't compliment her, she might get ideas...

 

[RedTomato]

Connie Lingus was apparently a bad choice as a nom de fume.

 

[Gonzo3333]

If she had gotten a large breed dog and some peanut butter this would have never happened to her.

 

[Counterfit]

*sniffs chair*

Did Melissa Lee Williams sit here?





(Ok ok, too far.)

"Whose pickle is this?" -Lois Griffin

 

[Golfwolf]

Wow, nasty looking woman, not sure why anyone would want to help her out!!!