Woman assaults two men for not giving her oral sex

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If she had gotten a large breed dog and some peanut butter this would have never happened to her.

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[RedTomato]

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But dogs don't eat fish? Perhaps she would have more success with a large cat.

 

[Consultant]

LOL 3 to 9.

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But dogs don't eat fish? Perhaps she qould have more success with a large cat.

Mythbuster recent prison escape revisit episode shows otherwise. =)

 

[Gonzo3333]

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But dogs don't eat fish? Perhaps she would have more success with a large cat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2gpnOa7ZXU&feature=fvst

I saw this in the news over the weekend so....

 

[chrmjenkins]

Her lawyer will have to be a cunning linguist to talk her out of this one.

I'd say that this is a clam case, open and shut.

 

[CaoCao]

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genius!

 

[rhett7660]

Wow this takes the cake and pie too........

 

[obeygiant]

I was going to give this thread 5 stars but I think that feature is gone now.

 

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I was going to give this thread 5 stars but I think that feature is gone now.

I just did. It's at the top right under Rate This Thread

 

[Gonzo3333]

Thank you for sharing your experiences. It's part of what makes this such a great community.

In my former life I was a female and made the mistake of buying a Chihuahua instead of a Great Dane.

Oh yea, don't get the chunky peanut butter for obvious reasons.

 

[RedTomato]

Tell me about it. My dog became allergic to peanut butter.

 

[Gonzo3333]

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Tell me about it. My dog became allergic to peanut butter.

Are you sure it was the peanut butter and not what you were putting the said peanut butter on? J/K

 

[RawBert]

Just cause there are peanuts in there - don't mean it's peanut butter.

chuckle*dry heave*chuckle

 

[MacAztec]

Her lawyer will have to be a cunning linguist to talk her out of this one.

Her lawyer may be a cunning linguist, but these men are master debaters.

 

[Shotglass]

Will she go down for this?

You, sir, have just won the internet.

 

[chris200x9]

"gimme oral" "ok...wait...that smell...wtf died in there?!"

 

[sushi]

http://cerebraldiva.blogspot.com/2010/11/woman-assaults-two-men-who-refuse-to.html

WARNING: Do not read while eating.

Well, I ignored the warning and read this during breakfast...

...I think I'll back to bed and start my day over.

 

[misfit356tsw]

Well isn't that just yummy.

 

[Huntn]

Wow, nasty looking woman, not sure why anyone would want to help her out!!!

The men must have been real winners too.

 

[SilvorX]

So that's what happened to Mrs Crabtree.