Woman hit by falling moose

[QuantumLo0p]

Geez, now the government will probably go after Big Taxidermy!

 

[mcrain]

We don't have moose, but we have lots and lots of deer.

The title made me think of a story about a deer jumping off a bridge and hitting a car. Do a google search for "deer off bridge" and several pop up.

 

[topgunn]

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

 

[Gregg2]

...think that moose is in my freezer. There are moose tracks in the ice cream.

 

[whooleytoo]

You think that is scary, a friend of mine's brother was nearly killed when they hit a big moose driving at night. It was because the moose was so big that they didn't die....

This is the scary bit. Ok, they can use the pedals easy enough, but how do mooses (meese?) grab the steering wheel? And with those antlers, their peripheral vision must be very poor.

p.s. anyone remember the Talking Moose for MacOS? I miss it.

 

[Gregg2]

And with those antlers, their peripheral vision must be very poor.

Only for objects in the sky..

 

[whooleytoo]

Only for objects in the sky..

True, but hey, dangerous things fall on people from the sky! You can't be too careful.

Why, a moose fell on one woman, in a New York restaurant of all places! People say I'm crazy when I wear my anti-moose helmet, but now who's laughing..

 

[eawmp1]

Hey Rocky, got me another tourist!

 

[steve2112]

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

Mind you, moose bites can be veri nasti!

 

[patrick0brien]

She was goosed by a moose while drinking juice, hurt, she’s who’s suing to give a boost to her pockedbook by a deuce. And all the moose needed to stay on the wall was a noose! Hey wow! I just did a Doctor Seuss!

Send help…

 

[Doctor Q]

When will the Cloudy With a Chance of Moose movie come out?