I'm still distressed about the wording of the thread topic. It's not an "alleged" finger. I'd say that the Powers that Be have probably proven that it was indeed a finger...
A picture might take a while. HOWEVER, you are in luck my friend, as she informed her students today that she'll be taking a job at a small college "back home" in NC.
That leaves my school without a clarinet/sax teacher, or a jazz band director.
Edit: HOORAY! Note: her hair is about chin-length now.