Yea I'm not too excited about it, not because I can't do it, but jeezus from the video I saw it looks like you're pulling everything out. I've been googling pricing and by the time I would pay apple to upgrade my ram and buy an SSD I could probably buy a brand new machine. I'm actually pretty ticked to know that I bought something like this and will have to jump through hoops to try to figure out a solution that won't break the bank.
And by the way, I am a Her, not a Him
PS...at this point I could give less than a %$#& about what the FTC says. This thing is out of warranty. It's a 2013 so it ended quite some time ago.