Wouldn't It be SO cool if...

Discussion in 'iPhone' started by ChrisWilder07, Dec 23, 2008.

  1. ChrisWilder07 macrumors regular

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    Wouldn't it be cool if Phil spoke during the keynote and didn't say a word

    about the iPhone Nano, and at the end, he says,

    "But, there's just one more thing, and to do that I'd like to bring up Steve

    Jobs."

    And STEVE announced the iPhone Nano....

    Now THAT would be AWESOME


    And the reason i think Steve might have one last thing is because in an article it said that Steve wouldn't be there for the OPENING presentation....

    "Apple has announced that Steve Jobs will not deliver the OPENING KEYNOTE PRESENTATION......"
     
  2. ZiggyPastorius macrumors 68040

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    Er...okay. There won't be an iPhone nano, but, what does it matter?
     
  3. Tallest Skil macrumors P6

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    Nope, because the iPhone nano is an idiotic idea to begin with.

    But I do want Steve to do a "One Last Thing..."
     
  4. yoyo5280 macrumors 68000

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    Maybe its all a hoax, and phil walks up on stage and says
    "thank you for coming"
    then steve rises from the floor and says
    "Phil, you could never replace me"

    o_O
     
  5. ZiggyPastorius macrumors 68040

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    You mean, like, actually give the keynote? :eek: :(
     
  6. adamerr macrumors 6502a

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    I'm going to go and kill myself now.
    Get over the iPhone Nano.
    FFS :)

    If it happens, it happens.
    If it doesnt, then it doesnt.

    GAH!
     
  7. Tallest Skil macrumors P6

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    That would be frigtastically epic. I don't believe it would happen.

    First slide after the applause dies down: "Media, get OVER yourselves!"

    No, I mean, Schiller does his closing statements, walks off, and then Steve walks on to thunderous applause with the words, "One Last Thing..." on the screen.
     
  8. Tosser macrumors 68030

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    Not really. However, if Steve comes on stage and goes:
    "One thing we forgot to mention: We will refocus on computers and we will support firewire. For this we are including two 800-ports on these new macbooks, two 800-ports and a 1600-port on the MacBook pro all with TI chipsets, , and we have come to the realisation that we can't piggy back on pro users of the past, we will have to support them continously: Introducing the 15" MATTE MBP [Cue: slideshow]"

    THAT I will applaud. An iPhone Light? Nah …
     
  9. yoyo5280 macrumors 68000

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    Tosser, I like yo style
     
  10. Tosser macrumors 68030

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    haha, thanks – not many do :p
     
  11. nimda0 macrumors 6502

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    f*ck an iphone nano.... maybe they'll announce MMS! yea right...
     
  12. Mr. Giver '94 macrumors 68000

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    Agreed...Sadly, it's more likely that Steve will jump on stage and dance like a chicken while juggling flaming steak knives than having someone announce the iPhone Nano OR MMS... :rolleyes:
     
  13. nimda0 macrumors 6502

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    If no mms was introduced or announced, I'd be content with the chicken juggling act....
     
  14. polishmacuser macrumors 6502a

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    hahaah i swear these forums make me laugh lol and maybe they will perform a monty python skit :p
     
  15. Andrew K. macrumors 65816

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    Don't make more excited than I already am!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D
     
  16. tsice19 macrumors 6502a

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    It'd be cool. But it would NEVER happen. It would send the wrong message, if you ask me.

    Just like matte screens, they are slowly phasing out Steve.
     
  17. cellocello macrumors 68000

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    "Opening keynote" means the presentation that kicks off the event.
     
  18. Bryan Bowler macrumors 68040

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    I agree with the OP, I think we will see Steve...
     
  19. iParis macrumors 68040

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    OMG.
    Steve doing the "One More Thing" would be EPIC.
    But no, iPhone nano. This rumor is as old as the iPhone itself.
     
  20. NT1440 macrumors G4

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    Battle of epic proportions ensues?

    Yea, that WOULD be cool.
     
  21. t0mat0 macrumors 603

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    Is anyone wondering if The Simpsons out-Apple'd Apple vis a vis the Jobs beamed into Apple Stores?

    ;)

    And folks - Schiller being there is a cert - but what's to stop others like COO Tim Cook from being more involved. Schiller running the show is an assumption. Might be valid, but it isn't written in stone.
     
  22. RL600 macrumors member

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    No.
     
  23. Poat84 macrumors 6502

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  24. cjm3113 macrumors 6502

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    Wouldn't it be so cool if there weren't any more threads on an iPhone Nano.
     
  25. iParis macrumors 68040

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    Bleh.
    NO!
    This has been confirmed as false.

    Only once Steve comes on stage and says, "We have plans to EVER release a watered down version of the iPhone."
    And if they do release one there will be even more threads.
     

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