ME TOO!!!! I see your "Slightly"
I think this is a big April Fools' gag. My name says Rhetorical civilizedrat changed from just civilizedrat.
Duff-Man says...I just wanna see a post that says "The Omnipotent Duff-Man" and I'll then be able to die a happy beer-guzzling wag knowing that I am finally understood by all....oh yeah!