I think you should write one, in the style of those old Sam Spade films.
"The night was hot and wet. The smoke hung in the air like a lead balloon..."
Hm. Interesting idea .I'll give it some thought. I rather like that 'hardboiled' style of narration - I think I tried it out one WW game ages ago ...
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Are you going to break our hearts again come tomorrow?![]()
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Yeah, well, but which Monday in particular had you in mind?