WWDC 2024 Apple Event Live Keynote Coverage: iOS 18, Apple's AI Push, and More

[LaterWolf]

Yeah but look at the bright side.

This thread is entertaining…

yeah so true

 

[NVDA]

Kelsey your valley girl accent is nails on a chalkboard

 

[redbeard331]

What can it do though!!

 

[alexandr]

Original, yes...

 

[scottish]

Still called Siri.

 

[TheMountainLife]

I find it hard to believe Apple spun up an AI server farm for our benefit lmao. Someone has to foot the bill

 

[addamas]

Not storing your data … yeah…

 

[LaterWolf]

The Siri is here

 

[Pezimak]

What's the point Apple? Siri improvements only available on iPhone 15 and newer... oh and any M chip iPad. Useless.

 

[Maclver]

1.5 Billion Siri Requets? How many of those were "No you idiot, I said "set a timer", not serach the web for anti-itch cream"

 

[alexandr]

Remember, Genesis is Skynet....

 

[transmaster]

I mostly use Siri to help me spell.

 

[trip1ex]

Siri skip 10 minutes. Siri mute. Siri pause.

Siri play xyz song from abc artist. Siri set a 5 minute timer.


That's the extent of my Siri use.

 

[sdm1985]

The Siri light is the best thing this year!

 

[supergt]

Siri 1.5 billion mostly useless answers

 

[Mitthrawnuruodo]

You will need iPhone 16, probably.

The A17 pro - in iPhone 15 pro - was specifically mentioned....

 

[rwilliams]

These fools are triggering my devices by saying Siri so much

 

[Stromos]

iPad Mini screwed again.

 

[timroycny]

that voice is awful

 

[redheeler]

Kinda expected. Apple wants to sell new stuff, like always. Nobody gets the latest camera features even though it's largely computational photography.

True, I wish Apple would drop the whole "green company" facade and just be honest about the planned obsolescence stuff.

 

[alexandr]

SIRI IS BRILLIANT!!! SHE UNDERSTOOD!!!

 

[naturalstar]

They should have updated Siri's voice.

 

[trip1ex]

iPhone mirroring is the star

it's a low bar

 

[Johnny907]

I wonder if that "1.5 billion requests per day" figure includes having to ask Siri the same question four times before she stumbles over a somewhat correct response?

 

[fathergll]

Yay TRUST US BRO WE WONT USE YOUR DATA

Fool me once!