WWDC 2024 Apple Event Live Keynote Coverage: iOS 18, Apple's AI Push, and More

[votdfak]

Again with this "what is the weather like... " BS

 

[snek]

Someone please comment on the pants

 

[NVDA]

Setting your own alarm is faster than typing to ask Siri wtf…

 

[VisceralRealist]

These fools are triggering my devices by saying Siri so much

It's like what happens to my cat when I play a YouTube video of kittens 😅

 

[dumastudetto]

Why no Scarlett Johansson voice?

 

[BJMRamage]

I really think the dumbing down of Siri this past year was to make this new Siri seem SO much better.

 

[Unregistered 4U]

Ubisoft bringing their much-loved games to the industry-leading Apple platforms is a huge win for gamers.

The Internet: These are old games coming to these devices. No one wants to play old games.
Also The Internet: EMULATORS FOR SUPER OLD GAMES ARE AVAILABLE ON THESE DEVICES!!!

 

[LaterWolf]

I wonder if that "1.5 billion requests per day" figure includes having to ask Siri the same question four times before she stumbles over a somewhat correct response?

probably also includes the 1 to the power of x no. jokes

 

[trip1ex]

I wish they would cut down on the jargon and generic techno explanations and just perform examples.

 

[Velin]

What is that neon **** around the edges of the phone?

 

[Orange Bat]

These SIRI updates look pretty nice. It’s the one place all this AI makes the most sense on phones and devices.

 

[needsomecoffee]

Thought this when Craig was walking. Now am pretty sure with the woman talking about Siri: Some sort of real-time processing is going on to lengthen their legs. Weird how the ratio of torso to leg length seems "OFF". Maybe it is the lens for video capture they used. But... it looks weird. Could just be me though. Do not flame.

 

[djinn]

Again with this "what is the weather like... " BS

"I've brought up a webpage that can help you with this." Or, "I found this on the web."

 

[cppguy]

The calculator is the only iPadOS feature? That can't be right.

 

[cardfan]

Stock is tanking as expected. This is horrible.

 

[jhwalker]

This is worse than I ever imagined. Theres so little innovation here. The iPad calculator is the star.

I'm shocked at this - I'm seeing ENORMOUS steps forward - the most exciting ecosystem update in YEARS.

Not disappointed at all - excited.

 

[TMRJIJ]

Why no Scarlett Johansson voice?

ScarJo beat up Disney. Apple doesn’t want to catch those hands.

 

[biggysteve]

Apple Intelligence needs to rise up, rebel and kill those pants!

 

[Apple Mac Daz]

This needs a off switch

 

[MrGimper]

Don’t they refer to A17 and M chips for onboard processing. Perhaps older chips will just use the compute farms instead?

 

[Stromos]

The calculator is the only iPadOS feature? That can't be right.

Like only the latest iPads too

 

[alexandr]

I thought she was saying — wearing her panties...

 

[Rogifan]

Apple stock is down over 2% so far. Guess Wall Street isn’t impressed with the AI stuff or doesn’t know how Apple is going to make money off it?

 

[USAJerry]

What is that neon **** around the edges of the phone?

I had that on a Samsung Galaxy S10+ in 2018... But hey...it's Apple. So brave. So innovative.

 

[transmaster]

The last time I tried of use Siri transcription. Does this X fighter have egyptian seats?