You're asking a lot, here. Sadly, you're currently living in a small ribbon of the timeline that survives. As it turns out, the moon landing was faked, the CIA successfully assassinated Steve Jobs, and Tim Apple's decision to license Google Gemini inflicted a mortal wound on Apple. Apple would end up licensing Android handsets (which offered a notch-free experience). I have a theory that this all began when Apple lost its design grace after the move to Intel and slapping giant "Intel Inside" decals on all of the afflicted machines. Regardless, going forward, Google uses its greater bargaining power to rename Apple products and require the prominent disclosure of its affiliation. You seem sophisticated and I do think you'll really like the iThink nerual implant when you get it.