Pot, meet kettle.
Calling yourself an "avid windows user" and then criticising macintosh users is just a bit disengenuous, wouldn't you say?
But I WANT to be a Mac user

- and i was trying to stay neutral in about this (hence the right tool for the job comment) - my point is, neither is better (they both have faults), its what works for you.
Anyway, it is kinda old news, everyone knows that MS has been using Macs for years, what do you think they developed the Mac version of Office on? They even have a department that uses Linux - and they also spent time working on FreeBSD for some of their compiler technology.
I just don't understand how such a small user base can harbour so much anger - I'm an IT professional (ex sys-admin, currently a game developer) that works with hundreds of IT users, all working in a predominantly windows environment. But none of them bash Mac - in fact, most of them wish for the sleek lines and well designed hardware of the Mac. They have iPods in their pockets and iBooks in their laptop cases.
OS X beats the crap out of Windows XP
Well, in SOME respects your right (that argument goes both ways), bar one very important factor. There are bugger all games for OS X. And you can have the best operating system in the world, but if there is no software for it (as in, the software you are most interested in - I know there is a lot of good Mac software), your screwed. I mean, even your best office suite comes from Microsoft... sheesh - And as for XP, it really isn't that bad - I love it, it works really well, i've NEVER in 15 years of using MS products had a virus, and the most important thing for me, I can pick and choose my hardware and it works, from the brand of network card to the brand of motherboard. Busted motherboard? No problem, $120 AUD later and 20 minutes of work, new computer.
By Comparison, I believe most Mac logic boards run into something like $700 Australian, and depending on where you live, takes up to two weeks to fix (my housemate is an apple certified tech, but I'm doing these figures from memory).
But again, this is not an attack on Mac, they are different, their goals are different - these are just facts - I see some awesome positives:
1 - They look great and have a pretty high build quality
2 - OS X is a pretty darn stable os, and based on FreeBSD (i was a FreeBSD admin - love BSD and Darwin)
3 - The laptops are comparitively cheaper for the similar specced PC laptops
But please, just cos this is a mac forum, you don't have to bash MS, I came here to learn something about Macs not to hear that everything I based my life on over the last 15 years is crap.