You Probably Won't Be Able to Get Apple's New Polishing Cloth in Time for the Holidays

[john123]

I guess many are purchasing it as a funny holiday gift? Or are people actually seriously buying it for themselves?

All the snarky comments makes me really, genuinely, truly considering buying one. The eye rolls from using it in an airport would be worth the $20 alone.

 

[Will Tisdale 🎗]

So funny. So the (commodity) polishing cloth (that probably costs about 10 pence to make) is twice the price of the 3.5mm headphone dongle which has actual miniaturised DAC technology in it.

Anyone who buys one of these are idiots with more money than sense haha.

 

[mnsportsgeek]

I think the Fandroids were right.

 

[redman042]

We're making fun of Apple, but joke's on us. They sold out.

 

[ProfessionalFan]

Anyone who buys one of these are idiots with more money than sense haha.

It is 19 bucks, relax.

 

[Fowl]

I'm going to cut one into tiny pieces and scalp them for $10 apiece. I'll be RICH!

 

[DotCom2]

Towel? Apple might consider selling apparels in the near future…

I was thinking cozy Blankie but yeah towel will do.

 

[visualseed]

Does anyone know if this cloth is a Johnny Ive design, or the more functional post Johnny design? 😂

It’s thin and doesn’t have any ports.

 

[anshuvorty]

I ordered one. I might as well flip it to make a profit! #CapitalismRules

 

[Edsel]

This just proves that Apple is for sissy's. Husky Technology, Inc knows the right way to clean your notebooks and laptops.....
Husky Computers
/s

 

[krfr]

Macrumors website is SERIOUSLY lacking Apple subject matter!...LOL

I’m surprised you got away with a comment criticizing Macrumors. The last time I posted something like this they removed it within 5 minutes and told me if I had a problem with their content then to send feedback Haha

 

[slb]

You cannot blame Apple for putting things out that people will buy at such a premium.

Sure we can.

 

[Will Tisdale 🎗]

I was thinking cozy Blankie but yeah towel will do.

They’ll probably sell a non-absorbent towel. The pro version, which is twice as expensive, will absorb water.

 

[alexandr]

well, hanukkah is officially ruined.

 

[Proteinaceous]

Has anyone started a “polishing cloth shipping“ thread yet so we can compare when our status changes to preparing to ship and so we can track our shipments from China?

 

[ProfessionalFan]

Has anyone started a “polishing cloth shipping“ thread yet so we can compare when our status changes to preparing to ship and so we can track our shipments from China?

Hey @TheYayAreaLiving, where is it at?

 

[jon9091]

Hmm…what next? The Apple Onesie? $599. It would sell out immediately.

 

[sjsharksfan12]

Macrumors website is SERIOUSLY lacking Apple subject matter!...LOL

I wish they had more Apple TV/Apple Music/Apple Car Play content. That's probably unlikely, but it's basically all the apple stuff I own left (And the Mac Air from last year).

 

[Will Tisdale 🎗]

Hmm…what next? The Apple Onesie? $599. It would sell out immediately.

Apple branded toilet paper?

 

[sjsharksfan12]

Apple branded toilet paper?

Apple Smart Toilet. Everything else in the home is becoming Smart, go to the next level.

 

[ProfessionalFan]

Apple should start selling overpriced coffee so the Starbucks consumers mocking Apple Cloth buyers will really have to confront their own hypocrisy.

 

[DotCom2]

All the snarky comments makes me really, genuinely, truly considering buying one. The eye rolls from using it in an airport would be worth the $20 alone.

That's what I was thinking! lol

 

[Will Tisdale 🎗]

Apple Smart Toilet. Everything else in the home is becoming Smart, go to the next level.

Smart toilet roll that knows you are finished and automatically wipes.

 

[citysnaps]

Funny how a tiny piece of cloth triggers so many.

 

[anthogag]

Damn, now I want one.

In Canada it is $25 and 2-3 months delivery.🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑