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yellow said:
Very, very good - an Expression, a verb, and now a slogan.
Can't wait for the t-shirt and mug.
How about a Theme Song?
I envision something along the lines of bad 80s pop music from a Germanic country with a very pale leading singer. And a synth clap.
And the past tense of the verb is funny to my sophomoric mind. Banhampstered. Turd. Teehee!
I envision something along the lines of bad 80s pop music from a Germanic country with a very pale leading singer. And a synth clap.
And the past tense of the verb is funny to my sophomoric mind. Banhampstered. Turd. Teehee!
yellow said:
I don't know any 80s Germanic pop, so how about a Beatles spin-off?
It banned you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
It banned you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
It banned you (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.....)
You thought your post was gone,
When you logged on yesterday.
What were you thinking of?
This is all I have to say:
You know it banned you
So you know your post was bad.
Yes, it banned you
And now the mods are glad. Ooh!
Ok, I promise to get back on topic now, sorry.
Wow.. THAT is TOTALLY what I was thinking, but didn't realize that was the song (and singer) I was envisioning in my head!
<scared>
Don't read my thoughts between 5 and 6. That's yellow's time!
(nice job annk! Though I hate to admit it, not liking the beatles and all..)
<scared>
Don't read my thoughts between 5 and 6. That's yellow's time!
(nice job annk! Though I hate to admit it, not liking the beatles and all..)
zane said:Maybe he died.
I wouldn't read that much into it...he was only on here for two days and made two posts.
There is probably a new "youngest member" every month or so. The youngest member will always be getting older, and a new member will take his place.
It's kind of like being the oldest person in the world. There's a new one every few months because the oldest one dies.
It's kind of like being the oldest person in the world. There's a new one every few months because the oldest one dies.
DMPDX said:
It's nickkelbackk...see my post above where I linked to the post where he said so.
As for the oldest, I've got a list of a few of them. This is of course limited to those who put their birth date in their profiles, and I've tried to eliminate those who appear to be lying about their age or just putting in random years.
Desertrat (72) seems to be the oldest poster with a significant number of posts.
agordona (74) has been a member for three years, but his last login was in May. Still, that's a pretty good track record, even without any posts.
WhitGordon (75) appears to be the oldest member to make a post, having done so at an age of 72 years, 210 days. Desertrat, who has been around but hasn't posted in a few weeks, will challenge that record if he continues posting for another six months.
howabouthat (76) signed up in 2003 and lasted three months.
Coathook (77) showed up in March 2005 and was last seen in March of this year.
JhnBoy (78) was here for one day in September 2005.
Milton Guilbeau (79) showed up for about six months in 2003.
eugeneg4 would be 79 now, and he lasted for two months in late 2003.
frank ratliff would be 80 now, but he only stayed for one day back in 2002.
allan brandt claims to be 83 now, but was only here for a few weeks in 2003. There's not really any other information supporting his claimed age.
Olene Sims appears to be 83 now. She registered in December 2003, and it's not clear if she ever came back, as she looks to have her online status info hidden.
For lots more interesting info, see Doctor Q's thread on ages from almost two years ago.
zane said:Why would people be intrested in peoples body wheight
That thread is AGE, height, weight.
You asked for age of members so I thought it would help you out. Don't even look at the last two parts of the thread.
Why is he banned?
My guess is...
He's under the age limit. 13 is the minimum age and he's 12. I'm sure his ban will lift when he turns 13 and he's more than welcome to return.
My guess is...
He's under the age limit. 13 is the minimum age and he's 12. I'm sure his ban will lift when he turns 13 and he's more than welcome to return.
dextertangocci said:
If you break forum rules. And he's only 12, while you have to be 13 to register here. You may get another chance if you break the rules, but as it says in the rules: "If it's easier banning you, than starightening you up, you will be banned". Or something like that...
BTW, I'm 14, and plan to spend the next 100 years of my life as an MR member. When mad jew dies in 2084, I can exceed him in post count...