65+, 15" and 17" MBP.
Mdatwood, you mentioned "horrible resolution." Not every laptop was horrible, if by horrible you mean low res. My laptop before the MBPs was a 17" Dell with 1920x1200, same as my MBP. I didn't see many like it, but there it was (and is . . . still working fine).
By the way, when I was in college and graduate school I had to use 'punch cards' to run the programs with the university computer - long before the words 'laptop' & 'computer' were used together. In high school I had to use 'paper tape' to feed into a computer. (I also used a Slide Rule before the advent of the 'personal calculator') So remember what you are using today so you can tell the next generation