A very nice pic. Consider it snagged.
I especially loved "Microsoft Made No Profits From Anybody's Zunes, Yo."
I do have to nitpick the Order of Operations: doesn't Division come before Multiplication? If so, may I suggest the alternative: "Please Email Dr. Mengele A Shark?"
Division and multiplication are equals. But I'm not XKCD, so don't think that was mine...I'm going to edit in a proper link to the comic....