I'm a bit surprised this didn't make it into the local evening news. So a weird, fruity coworker of mine, whom we'll call "Gary", just got fired and you'll never believe why! (Or maybe you will.) He worked out in the Lawn & Garden area with several other younger, teenage male employees (Gary himself was in his late 30's.) Anyway he was notorious for teasing the younger employees about their private lives and constantly inquiring as to whether any of them had got laid recently. He would also make misogynistic comments about female shoppers, like "Hey Ryan...look at that girl over there. Wouldn't you love to spank that ass?" I guess one female customer just happened to overhear Gary joking with the 16-year-olds about the size of her rear end, and was understandibly irate. So she brought a tape recorder and caught Gary on tape asking a 16-year-old coworker if he'd like to have a threesome with him and "that chick over there with the big fat ass." The woman played the tape for our store manager and needless to say, Gary's employment came to an end rather suddenly. Good riddance, Gary. Creep.