ZOMG! Jerk at work got fired...epic story!

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  1. Sehnsucht macrumors 65816

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    I'm a bit surprised this didn't make it into the local evening news. So a weird, fruity coworker of mine, whom we'll call "Gary", just got fired and you'll never believe why! (Or maybe you will.) He worked out in the Lawn & Garden area with several other younger, teenage male employees (Gary himself was in his late 30's.) Anyway he was notorious for teasing the younger employees about their private lives and constantly inquiring as to whether any of them had got laid recently. He would also make misogynistic comments about female shoppers, like "Hey Ryan...look at that girl over there. Wouldn't you love to spank that ass?" I guess one female customer just happened to overhear Gary joking with the 16-year-olds about the size of her rear end, and was understandibly irate. So she brought a tape recorder and caught Gary on tape asking a 16-year-old coworker if he'd like to have a threesome with him and "that chick over there with the big fat ass." :eek: The woman played the tape for our store manager and needless to say, Gary's employment came to an end rather suddenly. :D

    Good riddance, Gary. Creep.
     
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  3. MacVixen macrumors 6502

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    Stupid people like that deserve to be fired. What an idiot. And a pervert - having that convo with a 16 year old? *shakes head*
     
  4. jarjarblinks macrumors 6502

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    Why do I have the feeling that he is inherently insecure as an individual? Needing to boost his stature towards teens.
     
  5. barkmonster macrumors 68020

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    He's massively over-compensating for something anyway. Maybe he's the real life "Todd" and no-one remotely his own age can stand him :p
     

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  6. michael.lauden macrumors 68020

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    oooooh he was just trying to be 'hip' like all the youngsters
     
  7. CarlisleUnited macrumors 6502

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    layed-off five!!! Anyway on a serious note, could he be in legal trouble considering the age of the kid?
     
  8. MattG macrumors 68040

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    Sexual-harassment-five! *whooosh*

    Damn...didn't even notice someone beat me to it. Fast-posting-five!
     
  9. TuffLuffJimmy macrumors G3

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    That is how we talk after all.
     
  10. michael.lauden macrumors 68020

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    you don't? ha then again if you are 30 and working in the graden sectoin i imagine you haven't made the best choices in your life *no offense* to any gardeners
     
  11. Mr. lax macrumors 6502

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    Nice beak. I think that most 16 year old girls would be flipping out if comments like that got made
     
  12. barkmonster macrumors 68020

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    In the UK the age of consent is 16, not 18 but surely you're hormones are the same regardless and anything (within reason) in a skirt drives you nuts at that age?

    It's more observational letching than anything and a definite situation where the guy should have kept the comments to himself if there's was no one age appropriate with a similar personality and sense of humour to share it with.

    It is of course incredibly funny to read about either way :p
     
  13. CarlisleUnited macrumors 6502

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    He is from the US so was he not caught offering sex to a minor?
     
  14. barkmonster macrumors 68020

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    I forgot about the suggestive stuff he said to one of them :eek:

    If the co-worker he suggested a 3 some with was under age, he's done a lot more than simply nudging one of his male co-workers on the shoulder when a nice looking woman goes past and saying, "look at the ***s on that".
     
  15. Frisco macrumors 68020

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    In the US age of consent is set by the state. Here in NJ it is also 16.
     
  16. Mr. lax macrumors 6502

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    I dont mean to post jack, but which movie is that from?
     
  17. CarlisleUnited macrumors 6502

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    It's from the TV show Scrubs
     
  18. bartelby macrumors Core

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    It's from the series Scrubs
     
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    The store this happened to take place at... it wasn't a big orange box, was it? :eek:
     
  21. miles01110 macrumors Core

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    If it made the other employees uncomfortable, why did he last that long in the first place?
     
  22. NT1440 macrumors G4

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    Clearly you havnt been around a 16 year old girl recently. This kind of stuff is practically compliments to them. My entire generation is extremely crude.
     
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    Management. That's why.
     
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    Threesomes with management would do it for ya.
     

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