So let me get this straight....he says he uses an eGPU anyway but is whining that he can't exchange his MBP for a V20 even though he bought it 4 months ago? (he can't count either, July 12 to November 14 = 4 months). Boo hoo.
He whines about the kernel panics too on all his machines but there's a known fix for that. He clearly reads this forum as he provided screenshots from it, so why doesn't he implement the fix?
Then he goes on to call Apple shady and say they're illegally advertising LOL. Who is this clown here? Show yourself so we can all laugh at your giant first world problems.