Step 1: User posts new thread, expressing strong, outlier opinion with a subtle negative world view. Frame view as "new versus old," with a handwave about how a feature/an object/a process/an idea was better at some point in the past compared to the present. Claim to be an anti-consumer, unwilling to purchase a product due to a single perceived fault.
Step 2: Receive immediate, over-the-top pushback from hair-trigger, over-invested audience.
Step 3: Quickly reply, re-framing argument as an objective truth—post an avalanche of links (youtube influencers, etc.) claiming they support your position. Don't actually watch videos to confirm that they're even relevant and, for the most part, stop posting at this point. There's no need for further interaction, because...
Step 4: ...Off to the races! Guaranteed 2, 3, 4, 5, even 10 pages of comments will follow as the host consumes itself.
Every single time! Topic after topic, the pattern is identical.
Given the massive variety of keyboards, down to specific qualities of key travel, clickiness, key surface shape, etc. how would it not be an immediate truth that typing styles, preferences, goals (balancing form versus functional considerations) would be immeasurably broad?
But yes, please, let's reductio ad absurdum this reality down to a single argument. That this thought process advanced beyond "that's nice, I hope you find a keyboard that works for you" is boggling.