I'm on with Intl tech chat now. I doubt there's a snowball's chance in hell I'll get an unlock.
As you can see from the thread, I tried Intl via phone earlier to no avail. From what I've read elsewhere, you have to talk to tech support, not customer support- the customer support people don't know anything. Try that 866 number I posted above if you can't get em to do it for you.