Um... if you vote mind-blowing, you fail.
"Every single damn thing we asked for" are either a) features that phones in the same class have been offering for awhile now, or b) features that could have easily been implemented AGES ago *ahem* landscape SMS and mail *ahem*.
That is basically the textbook definition of "satisfactory". An example of mind-blowing would be an electronic toy/device sold with "batteries included". Why is that? Well, the vast majority of this class of items are sold without batteries, so to include them is above and beyond the norm. I mean think about it, if you saw a big bright balloon graphic on the box that shouted "BATTERIES INCLUDED!", you'd be like "Whoa, I don't have to buy batteries, whoa, that's unbelievable!"