If thats the best you got you need to bring some more friends, son. The guy I was talking to is still using wired headphones... how is that anything but 1970?
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Oh yeah, since I'll already have a bag full of expensive dongles just to get any use beyond a glorified iPad.. Forgot about that
I'm certain the power brick, dongles, and bag to carry all that in weigh a little more than just a properly equipped laptop with 1 or 2 extra ports... Where is your weight savings now?
If people can't see how much a terrible compromise one port is, then you deserve this laptop. That way I can pick out the idiots in a crowd.