I reset the PRAM and PMU, with no results.
Unfortunately, I ended up following a bogus instruction of resetting the PMU in my PowerBook and I damaged the keyboard doing it because it somehow got stuck. Now, it's permanently rippled and looks bad.

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And that isn't worth it. I'm not going to buy a new logic board, and after this I won't even be buying a new PowerBook. This just goes to show how unreliable eBay is. I'm baffled at the fact that the seller hasn't responded to either my negative feedback or my message about it a few days ago.
I'm done with this thing. I'm going to recycle it the next chance I get. What a waste of $65. That was my graduation gift, and now I've wasted it. This is really dumb, but I have screwed myself out of a gift. Too bad I can't explain how angry I am right now.



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This is honestly going to sound ridiculous.
I think that so far my experiences with Apple have not been all too good. The only Mac I have in perfect working order is my Power Mac. Obviously I haven't had too much experience with the new Macs, but still. I'm an idiot and it has an effect on what I think now. Even my iPhone isn't immune, I had it replaced not too long ago because it crapped out on me. Wasn't even a year old.
Sorry, I'm just in a very bad mood.